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GM GM, another avalanche of chaotic headlines incoming, strap yourselves.
We are currently in a period when hedge funds are selling global equities at the fastest pace since the April 2025 tariff turmoil.
Previously a star, Saylor’s Strategy, became the most shorted stock in the world. Jamie Dimon is telling us that he's "starting to see parallels to the era before the 2008 financial crisis. Google searches for “can’t sell house” have reached an all-time high.
The Coinbase BTC Premium Index has recorded 40 consecutive days in negative territory, which is quite something, to say the least.
Right, full stop. Doomer news like this clearly indicates to me that we may be nearing the apex of the fear-fueled bear. So, let’s switch it up.
BTC is now the most oversold since the FTX bottom, so even if we swipe those sixty keks, that would be where I would very much enjoy deploying capital and then ignoring everything for quite a while.
Surprisingly, even the ETH head is enjoying solid hopium today. For one, the Ethereum Foundation announced that 70,000 ETH will be staked to help fund operations. I mean, staking was here for a while, you guys.
On top of that, the ETH teams announced that “Ethereum Foundation is doubling down on DeFi as it forms a dedicated team to focus on builder support, security, and privacy-first finance across the Ethereum ecosystem.” Good idea, approved.
Surely that provides some hope for Tom Lee’s Bitmine Immersion, currently down by over $8,400,000,000 (-50.74%) since his ultra-bullish buys. Also, check this chart out… it says something, and that something makes me pretty optimistic.
And if that’s not enough for you, perhaps it’s worth checking out the line showing ETH being accumulated at the most rapid pace ever. Interesting, for a coin, almost everyone considers the Blueberry of crypto.
Oh, and BTC just hit its historically unbreakable production cost level, and the Clarity Act has a 90% chance of being approved.
I don’t know about you, but I think we’re going to be just fine. Well, at least those with patience and no need to slap lifesavings into 100x longs.
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The important bits.
Jumper: The Bad Bunnz x MegaETH raffle is closed, check your wins here
Saga reached 600M+ downloads and 150M annual players, read here
Eigen Layer reveals the new era of Agentic Economy, read here
Backpack offers 20% of company equity to long-term stakers, read here
LI.FI now supports Polymer, bringing zero-slippage USDC transfers, read here
Aave crossed $575 million deposits on Mantle, read here
CoinShares launches a physically backed Hyperliquid Staking ETP, read here
Even more important bits.
Trump says all voters must provide proof of citizenship, read here
Kamala Harris announces she might run for president again in 2028, read here
Binance is relaunching tokenized U.S. stocks and ETFs via Ondo Finance, read here
The new MegaETH brand presenter girl has been announced, watch here
Coinbase opens 24/5 stock trading to US users, read here
Trump has asked Congress to pass a rule banning insider trading, read here
White House says President Trump will not pardon Sam Bankman-Fried, read here
Microsoft, MSFT, announces a partnership with SpaceX's Starlink, read here
Charts and stats of the day.
Active Market Cap of RWAs passed $15B for the first time ever today, chart here
SOL ETF buyers are increasing their purchases, data here
MegaETH reached almost $90M TVL in just 15 days, chart here
U.S. Banks are currently facing unrealized losses of $306 billion, chart here
U.S. Treasury just bought back $2,000,000,000 of its own debt, chart here
Today’s bulletin:
Swimming Without Shorts by 563:
Remember yesterday’s headline? Well, it surely makes sense in a way, doesn’t it?
Telemetry data of the day.
Top trending tokens for the last 24h:
Once again, absolute NEET domination,
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Mega the ETH: Slowly, but surely.
The fastest chain in history is growing. For some, it seems slow, for others, it looks like a perfect organic growth (chart below). There are plenty of venues to choose from, so definitely check out the guide!
My fav? PrismFi by Bad Bunnz is currently rolling out its Polymarket integration. Farming this one is super cozy: multiplier for Bunnz, Poly, PrismFi points, and on top of all that, you’re farming Lombard Finance at 3x points as well.
Nacci Cartel (NFT MegaETH ming reveal today)
Clude (AI with persistent memory)
TensorGate (The gateway to decentralized AI)
Arbital (Institutional Market Making for Everyone)
When legends speak, you listen.
Another legend, Capo, just said this:
Thing is, this time, I believe he’s going to proven right… not immediately, but also not too distantly.
Hix0n 🫡
