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They’ve been putting out a bunch of fun, crypto-themed games with plenty more coming!

I mean, check out the roster, plenty to choose from, plus it’s as easy as registering here and having some good old dicy fun:

$4.7 TRILLION in altcoin value has just been unlocked by the new SEC guidance, which finally says alts aren’t securities. If I ever had a GM, this would be one. (full list of alts here)

I know PENGU isn’t on the list, but I'm glad we highlighted the chart yesterday - this one looks pretty atm.

So there we have it: altcoins are finally no longer considered securities, but (as explained here) commodities. This is massive, to be honest.

No wonder the Fear&Greed Index is back to neutral after all these announcements. Is the joy a bit premature, though? Let’s take a look at the overall market:

There’s a 50% chance BTC hits $80K on Kalshi, which, obviously, doesn’t help us much. What’s super duper important to even think about, an upcoming strong upside move, like eighty thousand per digital gold, is reclaiming $74K - same as yesterday.

Let’s look at a few possible scenarios here (I’m personally leaning bullishly and consider the downside as trap-ish).

Everybody and their grandmother knows that if we reclaim seventy-four, BTC heads right to $80K next. As described here, it would likely result in the upside being even higher, as there will be a lot of beras to eradicate in that area.

The boring scenario is simply failing the reclaim, leading to retesting the lows around sixty thousand per BTC. If you want to check this one visually, here’s the chart.

Now, my favorite one: trap-ish, boring action around $70K, making everyone believe the market is weak again, and then pumping into scenario one while pushing well past $80K. This liquidation map could serve us as a little hint.

If crypto turns greener, I really like the look of ETH/BTC here, too. It was quite a while since we properly monitored this one, but I think it’s time to turn up.

The strength of the latest inflows, besides pure gut (none of this is financial advice from a hired professional but a mere ranting of an addicted gambler), is what makes me lean toward the Bulls. Strong flows are currently seen both in ETFs and stables - a more detailed look is available here.

Let’s see how we fare after today’s FOMC show, although I expect a nothinburger since the odds of no cut are at 99%.

All in all, macro-wise, everything comes down to who becomes the King of the Strait of Hormuz. Here are some odds and probabilities for you to glance over.

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The important bits.

  • Nado adds commodities you can trade with up to 20x leverage, go get those points

  • LayerZero just added Cardano to its ecosystem, read here

  • HypurrFi adds Openclaw skills, read here

  • LI.FI explains how it's able to add multiple protocols to different chains, listen here

  • A new project, Particula, is built with LayerZero, read here

  • Optimum says: “We're only just beginning to see the potential of AI agents as autonomous operators.”, Listen here

  • Pyth introduces the Pyth 24/7 Oil Index: Continuous Oil Pricing for Global Markets, read here

  • Bad Bunnz holders get free Degen NFT mint whitelist, read here

  • Lomard now offers 55% on staking BARD, read here

  • GMX is coming to MegaETH, read here

  • Bittensor seems to be the winner of the Crypto X AI race, read here why

  • Virtuals is coming to the BNB chain, read here

Even more important bits.

  • US Postal Service could run out of money as soon as October, read here

  • Arkham discovers Bhutan has stopped mining BTC, read here

  • YZi Labs Leads $52M Round in RoboForce, read here

  • Ethereum presents ZKPass for your privacy ID, read here

  • 𝕏 rolling out dislike button over the next 30 days, read here

  • Tesla’s Terafab Project launches in 7 days, read here

Charts and stats of the day.

  • BlackRock clients buy $168.27 million in BTC and $81.72 million in ETH

  • MegaETH has the 3rd most registered agents, leaderboard here

  • If Fartcoin goes up to 43 cents, 4% of Fartcoin’s supply will be liquidated, read here

  • Hyperliquid generated over $2.1 million in fees, with approximately $50 million in net flow, in 24 hours, chart here

  • Dell just confirmed 11,000 jobs cut in their annual filing, read here

MiroFish: Anything and Everything Is Predictable Now:

Maybe, just maybe, we have a proper PEPE style mean reversion? In case the market decides to attack $80K and beyond, I got this one noted.

The AI news & updates.

The AI tutorials, prompt guides, you name it.

AI Articles of the day.

  • The 7 Frameworks to Understand Post-Labor Economics, read here

  • How to charge $3,000 for a 1-hour AI setup job (Full Course)

  • Nansen AI bot to hunt the best wallets for Polymarket copy trading, read here

  • TAO Subnet Playbook: A Short Field Guide, read here

  • The AI system for building an army of digital employees, read here

If you’re an Europoor, an ETH, or actually whatever you are, here is an invite combined with almost 50% discount to visit ETH Milan (it’s literally hosted at the Leo Da Vinci Museum).

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Oh lord… majin:

If this was useful, forward it to one person sitting on the sidelines right now. That's how this thing grows. MUCH appreciated.

Hix0n 🫡

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