YEET.com  has been doing some cool stuff lately in the crypto casino space, so we’re giving it a shout-out for anyone who’s been meaning to check it out.

They’ve been putting out a bunch of fun, crypto-themed games with plenty more coming!

I mean, check out the roster, plenty to choose from, plus it’s as easy as registering here and having some good old dicy fun:

All Dog Lovers rejoice! One man equipped with today’s AI capabilities was able to create an anti-cancer vaccine himself, solo! Now that’s a GM (wait until you see the Bitcoin cost-production hopium, double GM).

Pokémon fans can be proud of themselves for completely mapping the world to the centimeter (as explained here: 30 billion real-world images) and taking jobs from every delivery guy, soon to be replaced by robots. Or robot Pokémons, at this point, I don't have a clue.

I know, I know, I will get to the crypto markets soon, but check this out, you can now get a Claude Certification! I'm onto it.

When it comes to the markets, well… I wouldn’t be in such a rush. Retail is now completely all in on the Oil trade (the chart looks redacted), just as Trumpster plans a ground military attack to take over Iran’s strategic oil depots. Good timing, Orange Man, cause it seems like Iran is running out of missiles just about… now.

(Of course, once everyone is oil insta dumps 6% just now as ships are now allowed to pass Hormuz)

You surely noticed the situation around Taiwan isn’t ideal either, as the natives report a large-scale Chinese military aircraft presence near the island. More chaos to come?

Oh, wait, I said markets, not war (it’s all in the charts anyway). S&P 500 is the one worrying me the most at the minute. Not only did fund managers dump more shares than during the COVID crash this past week (evidenced here), once the 200 MA goes (the index is barely holding onto it rn), we can expect a more widespread dumpage.

Speaking about SPX, definitely save this advice or teach it to your agents. Very nice one.

Ah, and when it comes to the next FOMC, it’s pretty much sure we get a cut. But I doubt there’s much market care around this.

What’s more intriguing to watch is BTC and SPX/Gold divergence. Just as everyone panics about Iran, oil, and AI, we see SPX and Gold losing steam. BTC? Exact opposite. Will Zero Hedge be right? Is this THE “Regime Shift?

On top of that, Bitcoin dominance looks as topped as ever, ETH/BTC as bottomed… all the while, Bluntz calls for SOL to bottom right here. Surely you feel how hard it is to believe even the slightest hope right now, but charts are charts.

Do you want another dose of hopium? Sure you do. Here you go, a really nice analysis by Sykodelic, explaining “the most unexpected outcome”. Imagine if BTC bottoms right at production cost, as it did literally every time in the past. And guess what: it’s sitting right on it as we speak.

So who do we trust, the hopium dealers, or the uncs? Because Michael Howell, who definitely deserves respect for his past call, sees global liquidity turning to the downside from here.

Stay tuned, I don't know if things get worse or better from here (definitely can see a period of mean reversion soon, though), but they surely will get more interesting.

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PURR: The Not-so-Hidden HYPE Gem

As you surely noticed, HYPE is literally the only asset to perform well since the bear market started. And it’s for a good reason if you just look at the fees generated. Nuts.

Now, how to capitalize on this while (maybe) earning a lot more, but also taking a bit more risk? In my opinion: PURR. This (not financial advice) is the safest, most biddable memecoin of the whole (yep, whole) crypto market. Patience required, of course.

Why, you might ask? Well, first of all, the chart is in the advanced stages of a bear, quietly consolidating but also making slightly higher lows. RSI is also steady above 50 on the 3D.

Also, this. Nuff said.

  • Ethereans (Fully onchain NFT identities on Ethereum)

  • MIRRA (Your personal operating system that actually takes action)

  • MuleRun 2.0 (AI that predicts and completes your needs)

  • Trady (Cross-chain trading terminal) - Early access starts tomorrow

As we blend crypto and AI more and more, and as the world inevitably heads toward an artificial intelligence-driven future, I highly suggest you frontrun everyone you can on these skills.

First thing to do? Well, you might want to add the Anthropic official certification to your VC. If you want, take the course here.

If this was useful, forward it to one person sitting on the sidelines right now. That's how this thing grows. MUCH appreciated.

Hix0n 🫡

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