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So, obviously, things aren’t looking too cheerful (except the rocks, I mean, this is the actual alt season right here, but it might be over soonish - listen to this). BTC isn’t exactly bearish, nor bullish. The first sentence explains. I’m glad the old chap Peter Brandt agrees with us that things can change for the better quickly, as long as Bitcoin flips $92-93K, which, for now, remains a mystery.

So far, even the ETF flows suck for the start of the week, see here. But… a lil hint is below in the chart of the day.

In other news, the bloated orange president is once again threatening to impose a 100% tariff against all Canadian goods. I bet he’ll say he was just joking around by the time I finish writing this newsletter.

Of note here is copper: a shortage seems to be on the way, especially given this chart. As many of you know, copper pumps = risk-on. Something is brewing.

Dollar, on the other hand, is literally melting - but is that good? Maybe we see some chaos first, but then… then I would agree with maestro Smartmoney here.

The reason for the DXY meltdown, you ask? Well, there’s this thing called β€œYen Intervention”. The US government needs to print more USD to stop the yen from going down (this is allegedly being planned for the first time this century). Result of a successful intervention? Massive rally in risk-on assets. We monitor,

The FUD point here is that there is now a 78% chance of a US government shutdown next week. But, I mean, does anyone even care at this point? It’s all a mess, a theatrical mess.

As Monday, January 26th, comes to an end, here are the key events to prepare for this week, buckle up, buttercups.

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The important bits.

Even more important bits.

  • Ethereum Foundation launches Post-Quantum security team with $2M funding, read here

  • On Friday JPM said Centrus is the 4th most likely stock to be short squeezed, here it is

  • Japan to approve its first crypto ETFs in 2028, read here

  • Vitalik says: β€œI no longer agree with this previous tweet of mine - since 2017”

  • MoonPay partners with X Games in a historic three-year deal, read here

  • Canada says it has no plans to sign a "free trade deal" with China after President Trump threatened 100% tariffs, read here

  • White House will remove tax on all small Bitcoin Payments, listen here

Charts and stats of the day.

  • The top 7 tokens with the largest unlocks this week total $142.98M, led by $SUI with $80.38M, chart here

  • Kinetiq is on a massive adoption rise; check the chart here

  • Maple finished 2025 as the largest onchain asset manager, stats here

  • World Liberty Financial sold 93.77 WBTC worth $8.07M for 2,868 ETH, chain tx here

  • HyENA hit multiple all-time highs today, all stats here

  • The US Dollar accounted for 65% of global foreign currency reserves in 2001, chart here

  • Ethereum leads onchain lending with around $28B in active loans, chart here

Preach fren, this is how bottoms are formed.

Telemetry data of the day.

Top trending tokens for the last 24h:

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  • ZiroDelta (Turning funding rates into on-chain yield) - WebApp live for all ZDLT holders

  • Telis (MegaETH - Base bridge)

  • OFFSTAGE (Mysterious, coming soon)

Alright, now pump it.

This.

It will happen. At some point, it will happen. Look, it will happen.

Hix0n

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