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YEET.com  has been doing some cool stuff lately in the crypto casino space, so we’re giving it a shout-out for anyone who’s been meaning to check it out.

They’ve been putting out a bunch of fun, crypto-themed games with plenty more coming. Play games and climb up the leaderboard to earn points.

And guess what, YEET is giving out $3,000 just for you to come and play, every month. Sounds good?

GM, my honorable crypto retards, risk takers, brothers and sisters. As the saying goes, "Every failure in your life should be a badge of honour." This is me after 2025.

But you know what? I go again. And I will go again and again, because at this point, the game itself is too fun to leave. EVEN though charts like these exist. That’s how deep we are.

You know what we simply cannot forget, though? That money always rotates. One market gets plundered, another one is already getting set up to be, and soon we shall plunder again. Well, I actually don’t know when, but. It will happen.

Speaking of rotations, do a lil calculation on this. I mean, even if you’re an average IQ Retardio like me, you get what’s possible here.

Yeah, yeah, I know. BTC is still below $92K, and we’re basically in some kind of a weekly slumber here. But hey, at least BTC dominance is looking like shit again.

Everyone’s tired (boss), everyone is pivoting to stocks or aping the near-inevitable rare-metals top. You know what, I'm hyped up. Crypto is the future; every stock in existence will end up being traded on chain. There’s an infinite fiat supply and a finite token supply, and the gambler's fallacy is getting stronger than ever.

Everyone will eventually put on their bets. Your grandma won’t be waiting for a lottery TV session; she will be checking her Polymarket app on ultra-sized font and ranting about which AI does the best cooking recipe or something. I don’t know. I just know we’ll pump eventually, whether it’s 2026, 27, whatever.

Yesterday, BlackRock’s CEO Larry Fink said tokenization is inevitable and the future points toward one common blockchain. See, I'm not the only retard in town.

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Don’t miss out on our HypurrFi breakdown:

Lads and lasses, is it time to move to TradeXYZ, farm points, and basically leave crypto, but also stay entirely in crypto? Thinking out loud here… well, that’s what I do every time anyway.

Top trending tokens for the last 24h:

If you want to access more of this type of data and trade freshly graduated tokens on PumpFun or Bonk, visit Telemetry here (it’s free).

Privacy, one of the KEY words of 2026. CARF is here, everyone wants to screw us over, total surveillance, 1984, etc. You know what, you government C word people (some of you are alright, I know), privacy is our human right. And I'm choosing to keep my money private.

I mean, looking at the usage chart, I'm not the only one realizing it’s time to move private.

For now, you’ve got three choices of how to use this thing. In my opinion, it’s still pretty clunky, but once we get it into a Rabby-like stage, it will be awesome.

Try it out here:

That’s me. I`m all in crypto, and they try to pull me back, but I just keep going, brother, that’s the life we live.

Also, I dunno if this tweet is good or not, but I feel good about the future.

When it comes to long-term DCA and accumulation (if you're into that, I mean nothing wrong with going all-in on 10x leverage with all your net worth, but… actually, yeah, it’s bad, don’t do it, please), then I’m eyeing HYPE—big time.

It simply dominates, even now when the competition has become much broader. Look at this and tell me yourself.

I'm not going to play a chartist here, I’m just a simple Retardio, but even though HYPE is still in a clear downtrend, I have a feeling DCA time might start soon. Under $20, perhaps? Let’s see and let’s keep that lil cute bull div going.

Hix0n 🫡