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GM, it’s pretty bleak out there, but we've been here before. And not once.
When I say bleak, I mean the odds, especially the claim that there’s only a 10% chance BTC will reach over $80K this year. I still believe somewhere around $60K is our bottom, but that doesn't mean we won't have to wait out some typically annoying chop, accompanied by short-term panic-filled wicks. Be ready.
On top of that, there is currently a 74% chance that Trump’s tariffs will be ruled illegal, which would certainly not excite markets.
The Fear and Greed index is still hovering around the lows, near 10; everyone is either frightened or checked out. At the same time, isn't this how bottoms form? They are born in FUD, fear, and despair. And yeah, they take time, patience, and doubt… As I said, we've been here before.
Well, at least the Federal Reserve is injecting $16,000,000,000 into the economy this week. If some of it finds its way into our crypto bean markets, I do not know. Let’s see! All I know is that hope is never lost, and most opportunities are found in the dark, just before the dawn.
Oh, and VIX is pumping. Prepare for volatility. Hand off leverage, I guess.
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WORM ICO is live, prepare to get private here
Someone just burned 10 ETH! Privacy is coming with WORM, read here
Hibachi distributed new points, check yours here
A new AI-native coordination protocol is launching as a Saga Chainlet, read here
Trustless. Borderless. Relentless = Pyth Network, read here
HypurrFi features Hyperwavefi, read here
Kintsu launches a newsletter explaining all features, read here
Jumper is your smart money app on Arbitrum, learn all features here
New SEDA Token Utility docs have landed, read everything here
MegaETH gaming ecosystem featured in full here
Charts and stats of the day.
This polymarket account had $10, now sits at $50K, stats here
Retail is buying the software dip (Blackrock IGV), chart here
March to see the largest token unlock in 2026 at over $6B, 3x the monthly average, chart here
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Correct.
Yep, it’s a bear, no doubt. Does that mean there’s no opportunity? Hell no. There always is, and always will be. We simply won't stop cooking. Giving up has never been, and never will be, an option. Onwards.
Hix0n 🫡
