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Big Week V. 458.0: Massive U.S. air transport traffic seen heading to the Strait of Hormuz, Trump says fk it, I'm the one who blockades while getting kicked out of a restaurant for, and I quote, “being a pedophile”, Oil pumping back over $100, Fear & Greed index back down to extremes. Well, GM.
I’ll be the first to admit: we got too horny last Friday. Nevertheless, if you read all our episodes, you remember our approach was reversed, constantly reminding ourselves how geopolitically driven the current market is, the fact that the higher timeframes remain in downtrend EVEN if the mean reversion continues, and that Oil prices hold the keys to success.
Well, we've got our answers for now, BUT: here’s why not all hope is lost just yet (even though Alex Jones declared Covid 2.0 and I mean between the DMT demons talk, this guy actually predicted quite a lot).
Today, Trump hit us with his new blockadooor plans (great demonstration here) and JD “Art of No Deal” Vance failed his hyped up peace talk plans, declaring them as “dead”. Yet, I think it's worth looking behind the FUD veil a bit.
Purely from a chart perspective, even though BTC failed to flip our next $74K target, it’s still printing higher lows since March 30th. On the weekly, BTC has a chance to maintain its stairstepping behavior as long as it’s above $64K - and it’s a long week to go.
Trendline-wise, the next dump could theoretically start soon, as Mayne paints out here, but I'd say higher lows, especially on the weekly, are much more important.
TardFi-wise, we still monitor the S&P 500, and despite the Fear & Greed in the typically extremely emotional crypto market being at 12, SPX hovers just above 6,800 at the time of writing. Those are all solid signs, if you ask me.
That said, seeing SPX back below 6,800 and BTC under $64K would make me think the Bulla plans are done and dusted again, at least for some time.
Again, seeing all the fearmongering, I expected to open the chart and see proper red dildos. Yet, it seems the negative news and sentiment failed to push markets lower. Even the dollar seems to be dumping, perhaps ending its chances of running above 100. Remember our previous “The End of Petrodollar” episode… Bullish? We'll see, but you get me.
Back to the FUD-worthy news: Trump is set to start the U.S. blockade of the Strait of Hormuz at about 10 AM ET, 15 minutes from my time. I'm not sure if we see markets react now, later, or at all, but I sure know I wish all this had stopped already. PS: It just started, and everything pumped.
Trumpster even came back with his tariff posturing, saying 50% tariffs on China are coming in case the Chinese send weapons to Iran. I repeat: I
I don’t even want to go into the World LibertyFi grifter hole at this point, but all in all, let’s keep our heads cool, our levels on check, and mainly, not ever lose hope. This, too, shall pass.
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The important bits.
Nado's WTI-PERP reference contract roll timeline is out - important if you're trading oil perps, read here
Top 200 Hibachi point earners unlock exclusive access to the 36% APR GAV vault, read and check if you qualify here
Saga explains their philosophy behind our synthetic relationships, read here
Optimum is present in the ETHCC Blockspace Forum, video here
Pyth Network now powers Polymarket’s PLTR market, see here
Optimum presents a brand new website, check it out here
Surf’s founders placed top 3 in Paradigm’s hackathon, read here
HypurrFi released a new patch; all updates here
Kelp integrates Jumper, announcement here
Euronext FX, Europe's largest exchange group, becomes a new Pyth Network data provider, read here
Pudge Penguins dropped news about a new Pudgy trading bot, airdrop alpha?
MegaETH tweets: “MegaAaaveEthena” and presents new Aaave functions, read here
Phygitals presents aggregation for all RWAs on their platform, see here
INK airdrop guide now available on Ink Hub, dashboard here
Even more important bits.
Iran can't fully reopen Hormuz - it literally cannot find its own mines, read here
Trump says he doesn’t want a Pope who criticizes the U.S., read here
Iran says: “In America, pedophiles become presidents”, read here
Iran is already routing oil, weapons, and commodity trades through stablecoins, read here
The Federal Reserve just approved Kraken Financial as the first digital asset bank in US history, read here
Saudi Arabia fully restores East-West oil pipeline, read here
Charts and stats of the day.
Pokémon TCG volume (USD) on Solana exceeded $233.8 million in gacha spend, chart here
US social mood on AI is turning sharply negative, charts here
Hyperliquid closes in on $5,000,000,000 in Total Value Locked, chart here
Solana chain revenue collapsed from $120M to $2M, chart here
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Here’s exactly why focusing on Crypto X Convergence matters. That said, let’s get into AI right below this one:
The AI news & updates.
SIBYL presents LongMemEval memory benchmark V1, read here
OpenClaw released version 4.11, check out the upgrades
Claude for Word is now in beta, watch the trailer here
OpenaAI identified a security issue involving the third-party developer library Axios, read here
Anthropic is preparing a new Claude Code interface, see here
New app lets users pay $1.99 per minute to talk to an AI-generated Jesus, read here
Venice AI is the only not store your data or censor output, read here
Hermes Agent is now the #1 coding app, read here
AI Charts and stats of the day.
Hermes Agent repo hits 50 thousand stars on GitHub, chart here
Cloudflare stock crashes 13% today as Anthropic's Claude Mythos sparks “SaaS-pocalypse” fears, read here
Anthropic's valuation surged past OpenAI's, chart here
Anthropic surpassed every prediction and is becoming the number one business product, chart here
The AI tutorials of the day.
Kronos: a financial model for the language of markets, available on GitHub
How To Build Your Own Content Engine? (FULL COURSE)
Top Claude Code Plugins Worth Installing, get them here
Karpathy’s coding rules are now available on GitHub, get it here
How to Build a Multi-Agent Team in Hermes, read here
The LLM Cheat-Sheet for Hermes + OpenClaw Agents, read here
AI Articles/Videos of the day.
Traditional directors flimmaxxxing using Seedance 2.0 on Higgsfield, check out this short movie
Is HiggsField AI a scam? Read the GitHub repo here
This one has been a breakup for ages. Do you agree with this skit? (lol)
Saturn (11%+ Yield Backed by Bitcoin) - Reached $40M TVL on day one
Content Rewards (Advertising, media)
WarpSpeed (DeFi, Ethereum)
Locally AI (Llama, Gemma, and more on your iPhone)
Fitting.
Even though these are some pretty scary times, it’s important to keep our heads above water and have a laugh along the way. This “Iran LEGO” rant by Tim Dillon over the weekend is a good place to start.
Another skit worth watching and at the same time a great summary of this whole Iran thing is this one, recommended. Stay foxy.
If this was useful, forward it to one person sitting on the sidelines right now. That's how this thing grows. MUCH appreciated.
Hix0n 🫡
