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Trump is once again gaslighting the reporters, saying oil is cheap, just as Brent Crude has pumped back to $100 (in all fairness, it’s dumping back now), plus, calling Canada’s Prime Minister “RETARDED”. Nailing the fake news like a doctor, innit. Whatever you think about the Orange Man, if you’re not laughing along the way, you’re missing out IMO. Let’s start with every crypto bro’s favorite: geopolitics. As exp
We’ve got a lot to decipher, especially the struggle between crypto’s performance VS TardFi - time to dig in, GM.
ected, there will be some hiccups along the way to peace. Today’s one is the US House failing to pass a resolution to end the Iran war by "one vote". Oh well, to be continued.
As I'm typing this, we received news that the Strait of Hormuz has been fully opened for the duration of the ceasefire. Yet another bulla sing.
Another good thing is Trumpster just posted about an upcoming Israel and Lebanon ceasefire, let’s hope it’s true for the sake of the Lebanese, admittedly being through hell already. Make of it what you will.
The good thing is we now see the odds of a recession this year drop to 20% — a new low. Macro bears in shambles; the fiat ponzi never fades. Even the good old M2 Money Supply is now hitting new highs, so let’s hope the BTC/M2 synchronicity kicks in soon. As of the time of writing, BTC pushed to $76K.. is it starting?
Another factor explaining how historic this move is for TardFi: Nasdaq has had only 3 12-day winning streaks in its entire history. There has never been a 13-day streak. Today is day 12: charts here. Now, the charts went from oversold to overbought in just 2 weeks. Again, make of it what you will.
And another one, which we mentioned already but deserves attention: the first bullish MACD cross on BTC since May 2025.
Amongst the all-around palpable bullishness, let’s have a look at some of the red flags as well - don’t get bear-holed, just be aware timing-wise things can still prolong.
For one, we’ve just seen an absolute record amount of short liquidation on BTC - the largest since we hit $123K, the last all-time high. In the past, the number of shorts getting rekt very often pointed to an upcoming downside. Just something to be aware of, pullbacks won’t surprise.
Moving on, I’d recommend listening to the latest Bob Loukas 4-Year Cycle breakdown, noting that BTC is already around 6 months into the typical 4-year cycle. I consider this good and something to be wary of at the same time - again, not from a bearish perspective, but from a timing one.
Another jarring chart is this one, showing an absolutely massive spike in the cross-sectional standard deviation of annual returns within the S&P 500, which is higher than during the Dot Com bubble peak.
Also, check out this analysis by Shark - this one shows us today’s move can be, in fact, a double-edged sword.
To end this one, I think heading into the weekend, we should point out some of the good old hopium - especially for altcoins. Check out this TOTAL, excluding BTC and ETH, forming a VERY high-timeframe cup and handle. If this one works out, it’s gonna be fun.
Pair this with the latest TOTAL3 move, adding $10 billion today and hitting a high of $190 billion for the first time in 2.5 months.
Keep your monitors ON at all times. Cya Monday.
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The important bits.
Morpho is now live on LI.Fi earn, announcement here
BREAKING: 6 of the world’s largest financial institutions join Pyth Network to distribute proprietary data onchain, full list here
Millionaires use Jumper for Swaps at the moment, check it out
Check out the stellar moments from Newton’s appearance at Next Finance Summit, watch here
Hibachi’s FLP and GAV are two of the most performant vaults on the market, check it out
EtherFi becomes a new Pyth Network power user, Pyth’s expansion continues, read here
New Saga Vibe Hours just dropped, listen here
Redefining how data moves so major use cases can thrive: Welcome to Optimum
BIRD is now live on TradeXYZ with 10x leverage, trade here
Ave Forge on MegaETH hits 800 players, growing fast, read here
SEDA is burning ~$1,500 in tokens/ per day, chart here
Kelp announces massive $1.33B total TVL in Q1 report, read here
MegaETH now has an 85% chance to launch MEGA by May 31st, read here
Dreamcash launches Season 1 XP, earn points here
Even more important bits.
Charts and stats of the day.
Tradexyz is 95% of HIP-3 Perp Volume, read here
PENGU chart seems to be charging up for upside, chart here
The majority of capital in crypto is still in the Ethereum ecosystem, chart here
Is the US government about to sell BTC? Arkham onchain stats here
Netflix crashes 9% following earnings report, chart here
Fertilizer prices rise +87% YTD, pushing above $720 a tonne
Is Ordinals’ comeback here? Check out these pumps
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The MegaETH ecosystem is becoming increasingly interesting. Introducing: Brix Money.
As pointed out here, someone knows something about $MEGA TGE: odds for the token launch by April jumped from 9% to 52% in 7 days.
That said, it’s time to focus on the Mega Mafia apps being rolled out - today, let’s check out Brix.
It’s great to see the MegaETH eco presenting new, fresh apps and avoiding the typical path full of forks. Brix just raised $5.5M from Turkish giants FRWRD Ventures, launching a DeFi app offering a massive 45% APR backed by Turkish Lyra MMFs.
This is something I’ve never seen before, and I hope this originality continues, with adoption following its steps. Bunnish tbh.
If you’re interested, definitely listen to the latest Brix spaces with MegaETH here.
Imagine Hitting a Penjamin in Space With Katy Perry and Justin Sun. The latest blocmates podcasts are not to be missed:
Here’s another example of how unusual this phase’s price action really is:
The AI news & updates. Including Crypto X AI convergence:
Teneo Protocol partners with Layer Zero to bring AI agents into bridging and swapping, read here
Claude introduces Opus 4.7, the most capable Opus model yet, read here
Opus 4.6 vs. Opus 4.7 for website design comparison is stunning, see here
Over 20% of the circulating $SIBYL supply is now staked or locked for 30-180 days, read here
Venice AI is now fully supported as a first-class provider in Hermes OS; read here
Venice Uncensored 1.2 is now live, working with Bittensor subnets, read here
Perplexity announces the release of the Personal Computer, explained here
402 Foundation joins the Linux Foundation; this is a biggie, read here
Google launched Gemini 3.1 Flash TTS, all details here
AI Charts and stats of the day.
Allbirds quits shoes, becomes a GPU rental company — stock up 600%, read here
The AI tutorials of the day.
17 ways to stop hitting your Claude limits, learn here
Claude Code x TradingView is one of the most powerful AI trading setups, learn how to set it up
How to Automate Your Life, full guide here
How to Automate TikTok Slideshow Content Creation with Claude Opus 4.7 (Step-by-Step Guide)
AI Articles of the day.
My 3 (important) Investment Theses on AI by 0xJeff, read here
Nova Markets (The next billion-dollar market on Hyperliquid)
Nava AI (Guardrails for the agentic economy)
Pillar (AI-native hedging for commodities)
Jurassic Finance (Tokenizing the world's rarest portfolio asset, Solana)
Eka Robotics (Robotics)
The NVIDIA CEO is on fire lately:
Here are the current odds of upcoming moves by Bitcoin Jack. I have to say, I admit that this is where we’re at. Bullish tbh.
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