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It’s getting worse out there, isn’t it? BTC’s down on its knees to $86.5k, ETH to $2.8k, and the aggregate market cap is hanging by a thread around $3 trillion.

It’s been a month-ish since Bitcoin stopped renewing its all-time highs and has resorted to doing quite the opposite.

But, in the grand scheme of things, the current conditions shouldn’t really affect you if you’re a LT holder. I mean that’s what we tell to pacify ourselves and move on, yeah?

If you’re still anxious, this post could perhaps calm your nerves down.

In other not-so-related news, Base’s Jesse has launched his own creator coin. If you’re wondering why, you gotta hear it from the man himself.

Interestingly, one sniper wallet has made $600k in profit already. Others seem to be eating good too.

Influencer related coins, of course, don’t have a good reputation. There’s some shady shit always going on. In fact, every 3 out of 4 coins so-called influencers promote end up dying.

Somewhere down the line, $JESSE ain’t a celeb/memecoin. It’s a creator coin. It’s a cultural token. For the people. By the people. If this model takes off, it’d mark a new dawn for creators, plus, the ones who are here for the tech would bag another win.

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The important bits.

• Magic Newton unveils Etherscan data oracle for the protocol, read here.

• LayerZero will be live on Monad on day 1, read here.

• Saga Vibes Hour resumes, check here.

• Bridging to Hyperliquid is now faster and more accessible via Jumper, read here.

Even more important bits.

• GANA Payment exploited for over $3.1 million on BNB Smart Chain, read here.

• Bitwise announces the launch of its spot XRP exchange-traded fund, read here.

• India plans to launch ARC, a stable digital asset pegged 1:1 to the rupee, in Q1 2026, read here,

• Base co-founder Jesse Pollak said his personal token $JESSE will launch on the Base App, read here.

• Solomon Labs caps $SOLO token raise at $8M despite $102M in commitments, read here.

Charts and stats of the day.

• Bitcoin/Gold back at bear market levels, chart here.

• Public interest in the crypto market down on its knees, chart here.

ICYMI.

Today’s bulletin:

Telemetry data of the day.

Top trending tokens for the last 24h:

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Trust me you’re not gonna want to miss this one.

• Obex backs institutional-grade stablecoins that bring real-world yields into the Sky Ecosystem.

• Maxima, an agentic AI platform for enterprise accounting.

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Don’t lose faith, anon.

Lavina, Edyme 🫡