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They’ve been putting out a bunch of fun, crypto-themed games with plenty more coming!
I mean, check out the roster, plenty to choose from, plus it’s as easy as registering here and having some good old dicy fun:
Ready for the energy lockdown season? Because that’s the kind of GM we’re getting today.
Thailand is prepping to go full home-work mode like it’s 2020 again, mines are being placed at the Strait of Hormuz, the VIX (volatility index) doesn't look exactly like it’s taken a chill pill, and oil is pumping and dumping like WIF before the cabal took it over.
No wonder Americans are now freaking the f out and taking more hardship withdrawals from their 401(k) retirement accounts than at any point in history. Reminds me of the toilet paper mania. You guys know showers exist, right?
Well, to add to what's so far been a very pleasant GM we’re having here, I can also mention the US job market, which… well, see for yourself (or don’t, if you've had enough).
And, I'm not exactly sure if this one is a pure FUD engagement post, but if the situation is so dire, we can expect everything to only get better from here… right?
Alright, enough with the fearmongering, let’s one-eighty from here:
Even though Mr. Peter thinks oil will keep pumping into infinity (chart here), looking at it right now, I can’t help but think it’s topped. If I ever saw a blow-off top, then it’s this. So, if it is a blow-off top, do we see de-escalatory posts from Trumpster soon? I wouldn't be surprised.
Furthermore, NASDAQ seems to be holding the line like a soldier, bouncing strongly off 24,000; it's literally always touched. So, is this all this serious or not?
As for BTC, it’s not looking too panicky either (considering the Fear and Greed index being at the depths of red). Now, if there ever was a moment for a proper bounce, it’s in the midst of high-level FUD. Let’s get Bitcoin over seventy-four keks, and we can start talking about a nice, sustained relief rally.
As for the final bear market target, I do think we’re not exactly far away from it. Complete panic and a few days below $60K (mind you, this can mean $50K and under, easy), followed up by a reclaim, and we can start considering this a phase of a very advanced bear market, meaning the end of it isn't as far as many think.
This whole thing is another instance of a super news-driven market, so let’s see what the next few days bring. As I’m typing this, we've just received a CPI print, coming exactly in line with expectations. BTC seems to follow our bounce plan, perfecto.
If this all bottoms out around, say, October this year, after a period of boring consolidation, our only goal is to make a list of undervalued projects, survive, and start placing bets when the time comes.
At least that’s what I plan, while keeping hands off leverage and farming airdrops (focusing on Nado (extra easy to farm rn), Phygitals, and Prism right now), not financial advice!
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The important bits.
LayerZero saw $121M in daily transfer volume of PayPal's PYUSD, chart here
Nado points are extremely easy to acquire with low volume, join here
Plume introduces Neo Bank Yields, check it out here
HyperUnit introduces spot Zcash deposits, try it out here
Sonic Labs introduces USSD stablecoin, check it out here
INK Foundation hints at INK TGE in April, see trailer here
Even more important bits.
UK Fraud Strategy flags crypto scams and investment fraud as a growing threat, read here.
X money
ERC-8183 by Virtuals explained in 10 minutes, listen here
Iran is secretly sending millions of barrels of oil to China, read here
Thailand will require government agencies to adopt work-from-home arrangements, read here
Amazon reportedly holds a mandatory meeting after “vibe-coded” changes trigger major outages, read here
Polymarket is partnering with Palantir, read more here
Charts and stats of the day.
Curve Finance is keeping the number 1 spot in lending protocols, check the dashboard
Oil-linked perpetuals on Hyperliquid topped $1.29B in 24H trading volume; the domination is clear
Dubai Real Estate, down to levels last seen in December 2025, chart here
Saudi Arabia, UAE, Kuwait, and Iraq cut oil by 6,700,000 barrels per day, read here
Prediction markets set a new record of 47.26M weekly transactions, chart here
Stablecoin and RWA market caps are hitting new all-time highs. Is it time to watch these?
Chinese investors are buying Hong Kong stocks at a record pace, chart here
The AI news & updates.
Claude is introducing Code Review, a new feature for Claude Code, read here
People are lining up for OpenClaw installs in China, full mania on display
Advanced Machine Intelligence (AMI) is building a new breed of AI systems, learn more
Cloudflare introduces crawl endpoint - one API call and an entire site crawled, but why?
AI startup raises $5,500,000.00 to build a “human data marketplace.” Read here
Anthropic’s entire growth marketing team has been one person, for 10 months, read here
“Crypto is the Bank for AI Agents” - read why here
Nvidia just dropped an article breaking down how AI works at an industrial level, read this (!)
The AI tutorials, prompt guides, you name it.
How to Build the Most Powerful Trading OpenClaw in 3 Minutes, learn here
Anthropic dropped a 33-page cheat sheet for building Claude skills, get it here
Learn how to have side convos with Claude while it’s working, learn here
Artemis published The Agentic Commerce Market Map, see it here
SEDA (Not Only an Oracle)
Here’s a perfect one-liner from our blocmates article: SEDA is to oracles what AI agents are to search.
Even though price action wasn't kind to us lately, no matter the token, SEDA is one of those projects that not only has an absolutely relentless team, but a constantly growing ecosystem (27 markets are live right now, check here)
The thing is, as the ecosystem grows, demand for SEDA services grows with it, which means there’s constant pressure on burning SEDA tokens, which is a core function, making this one very (very) interesting.
Not financial advice, but at such a micro market cap and given the potential scope of this project, I'm definitely interested…
If you wish to dive deeper (I strongly advise you to), don’t hesitate and check out all these resources we prepared for you:
How the flying fk is 38,190,000% APY even possible, you might ask? Well, that might be the one thing to learn about Pendle today:
The 10 most interesting DeFi projects being built today - full article here
RiseX (List any token permissionlessly)
KeyRing Network (Compliance automation to grow your user ecosystem)
ZAIMIRI (Automate Everything)
Solomon (Productive/Earning stablecoins on Solana)
Lads, I think it’s about time we put some heavy bets in TODAY.
This got longer than I expected, so let’s leave you with this: Pump It.
If this was useful, forward it to one person sitting on the sidelines right now. That's how this thing grows. MUCH appreciated.
Hix0n 🫡
