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So, there’s only a 30% chance we could see BTC back at $100,000 this year? OK. As Kaleo says: “So you’re telling me there’s a chance.”
I have to admit: I see that chance too, especially in the short term. Maybe not the whole one hundred keks, but a solid attack at $80K? That could lift some boats for sure (by boats I mean our entirely rekt altcoin bags),
Again, seeing the miners start to capitulate and the market increasingly ignore Trump’s rants, I think we’re pretty deep into the bear market already, with the bottom in sight (doesn't mean it’s over, though).
As for ETH, I sure hope this hopium-fueled chart holds. If not, things might get “slightly” uglier from here.
Even though Trump claimed the U.S. troops would leave this war in two to three weeks, he also unveiled a $1.5 trillion defense budget, the largest annual increase in US military spending since World War II. Perhaps a bit of this requires a certain amount of the good old “printer,” and markets write this down as “bullish”? Hmmm.
Again, mind you, this all happens during a time when these suspiciously fresh Polymarket wallets bet big money on boots on the ground in Iran soon. FUD? Perhaps, but with the Orange Man flip-flopping every other day, I just don’t know.
On top of that, we've got Trump coming out saying the destruction of Iran’s infrastructure is yet to begin. On the other side, things are not exactly cooling down either, with Iranians saying they will put U.S. troops into a “slaughterhouse”, among other things. Seeing how messy the Western army is, firing their generals left and right after they refused to put troops in Iran, I don’t exactly blame Iran for gaining confidence.
Whatever the opinion towards China might be, I think they spoke for a lot of us here. Just stop (and pump my coins).
All in all, I'm staying positive for the next two months, when I think it’s entirely possible to see the mean reversion take place. So much FUD, so much selling… I’ve seen this movie before. Shorters simply can’t win forever, and sooner or later, as the Iranians say, we’re gonna send a few Bears to the slaughterhouse.
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The important bits.
Polymarket integrates Pyth Network Pro for real-time pricing across gold, silver, and other traditional assets, read here
$35M flowed into Polygon via Jumper in 7 days, see here
Flowbot is now live on Hibachi. Automate your trading strategies here
Saga Vibe Hours is back with a new episode, tune in here
Nado announces QQQ and SPY markets (20x leverage), earn points here
SEDA explains the benefits of their Programmable Oracles, see here
Swap, bridge, and auto-stake in a single flow - Powered by Kintsu and Layer3
Berachain releases Bera-Reth Proof of Liquidity upgrade, read more here
Pendle drops their Q1 achievement map, see here
fomo is the platform with some of the lowest fees to buy spot, see here
Kyan announces zero-fee trading, plus you can earn “Krystals” here
Chronicle is now live on Tempo, more info here
Phygitals announces new UI “face lift”, see here
Initia announces $100,000 in iUSD incentives, earn here
Sushi launches Hyperliquid perps, earn points here
MegaETH is on the way to hit the KPI with 6/10 protocols online, read here
Even more important bits.
The IMF released a note on tokenized finance, highlighting its potential, read more
Microsoft plans to invest $10 billion into data centers and infrastructure across Japan by 2029, read more
Large accounts (>10K followers) on X launching meme coins without crypto history will face verification, read here
Artemis II crew experiences issues with Microsoft Outlook on their way to the Moon, watch this
Charts and stats of the day.
Beezie is breaking record volumes as TCG mania continues, chart here
RobinHood announces $1.5 billion worth of buybacks in March 2026. Is this the dip to buy?
EtherFi Cash hit an all-time high in spend volume, numbers here
Crypto developer count just hit lows not seen since 2017, listen here
TradeXYZ is now the second most used venue behind Hyperliquid, see here
Lastly, our daily Telegram bulletin is back! Join in right here and stay on top of everything, every day.
Hybrid Vaults are Coming to Yield Basis
If you’re looking for places to park stables along with your long-term BTC or ETH holdings, this might interest you. Yespecially during all this war mess and bears shouting from the rooftops, I imagine some of you might want to check out this 25% APR offering from YieldBasis.
Hybrid Vaults are “double-yielding”, meaning your deposited crvUSD earns the Curve’s 4.5%, while your crypto side earns YB emission. Right now, ETH-heads rejoice, as the first opened vault is paired with ETH.
If you’re interested in becoming a Hybrid Vault liquidity provider, read this guide
Even though this pump was literally crime (see here), XPL clearly shows us why it’s better to be a bull than a lifelong bear:
Alright, only one Seedance video today, I swear the timeline is absolutely flooded by them since yesterday, it’s getting out of hand.
The AI news & updates.
New version of Grok Imagine for X is out, check it out
You can now choose between quality/speed in Grok Imagine, read here
Google announces Gema 4, built on Gemini 3, read more
Bread of MegaETH calls for speed improvements of x402s, read here
Venice AI announces x402 integration, more info here
OpenAI acquires tech talk show TBPN for an undisclosed sum, read here
Raoul Paul explains why AGI will be put inside robots, listen here
x402 crypto infrastructure looks healthy, full breakdown here
Annie Altman claims to be a rape victim of Sam Altman, read here
The AI tutorials, prompt guides, you name it.
Andrej Karpathy explains his new “Knowledge Base for LLMs” concept and workflow, learn it here
Brian Armstrong: "The biggest thing on the horizon - more and more of financial services is moving onchain,” listen here
Zero-code LLM “LLamma Factory” for fine-tuning CLI and Web UI, available on GitHub
Obsidian vault for Claude Code memory, available on GitHub
2026 Power Rangers remake, short film in AI, watch here
AI Articles/Videos of the day.
Someone asked Claude to make a video asking “What’s it like to be an LLM?”, interesting answer: watch here
DON'T INSTALL PERPLEXITY COMPUTER, unless..., read here
RAAC (DeFi, new protocol using crvUSD, 25% CRV APY)
Noon (Design) - Raised massive $44M
Splash (Trade Hyperliquid perps from your phone)
RISE (Next generation token launchpad for Solana)
PumpCade (Prediction markets) - Raised $1M from PumpFun
AI Trading Bot (Bot) - Available on GitHub
Gracia VR (4D Gaussian Splatting, VR) - Announces integration with PlayCanvas engine
Yet another cause for potential re-escalation:
There you go, our dearest and most loyal degens. Now off with you to touch some grass, it’s a long weekend ahead, plus it’s holidays already. I think we can turn the charts off and leave the endless chop for others until Tuesday, what you think?
I think there’s no rush. See you then, and thanks to everyone for tuning in!
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Hix0n 🫡
