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The main man, JP, is going to either completely wreck or send us today. Contrary to the mob’s opinion, I think Powell’s the right guy for the job. I mean, we’ve been in a bull run this whole time, even under a high-rate cut environment. As far as I’m concerned, he might as well prolong the bull for us.
Looking at stocks, everything is more than fine. The US stock market added $1.26 trillion in just two days. Will crypto catch up, or will we continue getting rugged by literal 101 grandmas on PumpFun?
If I had to bet, our time is coming. A lot hinges on the back half of September. Here’s an interesting statistic to listen to: if September closes green, it means there’s a very high chance of seeing a massive, bullish Q4.
Looking at the stablecoin dominance chart in combination with DXY, this thesis definitely makes sense.
Still, even if there are post-rate-cut dumps, I will consider every downside as an opportunity. JP Morgan has a point: “Fed cutting rates when markets are within 1% of ATH produces an average return of 15% over the next 12 months, with a100% hit rate.
Bullish until proven otherwise. All focus is on Powell’s speech today. Let’s see where we are tomorrow.
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The important bits.
Plasma covered in a new article by vinny, read here
Kyan publishes FOMC prediction/statistics, read here
Saga covered in a new blocmates article, read here
Almanak reached $62M TVL, read here
Yieldbasis launches an important vote on Curve Finance, vote here
Giza reached $2,000,000,000 in agentic volume, read more
f(x) Protocol offers 12% APR on stablecoins, join here
Streamer coin received 1 million coins from M. Dudas, read here
Phygitals announces free vaulting for Pokémon cards, read here
Mantle Network has completed its OP Succinct mainnet upgrade, read here
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Is AI fully back? Time to scan the sector.
MegaETH mainnet nears.
Look at that! Will the time finally come?
I think I will prepare by snatching some more Bad Bunnz and Megalios. These will, in my opinion, receive a lot of bonuses/airdrops.
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Check out this statistic.
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