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Oooh, that’s why VIX pumped yesterday.
As Axiom just reported, the war with Iran is imminent. There goes the Nobel Peace Prize, innit. According to Israel, the war should break out “within days”. Anyone surprised?
Oh well, at least we get our proper capitulatory signals on Glassnode here, just as the FUD news continue to conquer peak after peak.
Besides smashing Iran, Trumpster also allegedly plans to finally pass the Crypto Market Structure Bill. CFTC chair says the same and confirms that we are on the cusp of enacting the Crypto Bill into law, which could eradicate 70%-90% of market manipulation, as he explains here. Certain unnamed actors are literally shaking rn.
The Duck Lips throwing president is on a proper roll this week. He plans to “smesh” Iran, pass the crypto bill, all the while announcing a massive trade deal with Japan, including $550 billion investment by Japan in the US. The rest of the deal details are here.
A lot is happening. No wonder the World’s Uncertainty Index is hitting historical highs.
At least the BTC Dominance looks bearish, pump my alternative crypto dineros, pls. Also, another metric states that Bitcoin is the most oversold it has been since 2018. I repeat, the bottom might be closer than many think. The question is time.
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INK FOUNDATION launched, follow here
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Michael Saylor's 'Strategy' buys 2,486 Bitcoin worth $169 million, read here
Meta and Nvidia announce a multiyear partnership to expand AI infrastructure, read here
Billionaire Peter Thiel just fully exited ETHZilla, selling 100% of his stake, read here
The largest U.S. Navy carrier is on its way toward Iran, read here
Tether announces dividends on tokenized gold, read here
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Kamino Liquidity has now generated over $41M in trading fees, stats here
Bad Bunnz is the #1 project on Ethos network on MegaETH, read here
Crypto Venture DragonFly closes a $650m deal, despite crypto VCs being “dead”, read here
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Global hedge funds purchased a record amount of Asian stocks in 5 days, chart here
Jupiter Lend Native Staking unlocks $30B of SOL, listen here
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Telemetry data of the day.
Top trending tokens for the last 24h:
I see NEET every day here. Might mean something… Nansen might know a thing or two about this one too…
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The FUD posts are reaching proportions rarely seen before… smelling out the bottom, at least a short term, one (plz).
Wanna go spooky for a change? Well, check this one out. SPX barely started pulling back. Meanwhile, we’re over here debating whether crypto survives or even makes sense (it does, no worries).
But, and it’s quite a But this time: How long do we have to survive if stonks just started to enter the bear? And I mean, barely even started. Actually, we don't even know if they've started it yet. The signs are there, though.
The only thing to say here is: be prepared for the best, but ready for the worst. I don't want to scare you too much, but we haven't really encountered a real bear in crypto yet. 2018? 2022? Time-wise, that’s child's play.
At the same time, the financial world forever changed after 2008. Maybe real bear markets are things of the past, and as Lynn Alden says, “Nothing stops this train?”
Let’s see, but I have doubts they will let the markets suffer for decades. As the Fed says, “We have all the necessary tools”. Yeah, they have the infinite money printer. Remememer, remember…
Hix0n 🫡
