YEET.comΒ  has been doing some cool stuff lately in the crypto casino space, so we’re giving it a shout-out for anyone who’s been meaning to check it out.

They’ve been putting out a bunch of fun, crypto-themed games with plenty more coming!

I mean, check out the roster, plenty to choose from, plus it’s as easy as registering here and having some good old dicy fun:

GM, what a nice day it is! Oh wait, all markets are marching higher, nice, BTC must be doing well… wait, WTF.

At this point, this is what I call a pure, unadulterated market manipulation! I refuse to believe BTC is on its way out. What I do believe, tho, is that small fish have to sell to feed the fam, while the richer one scoop coins and… simply wait. Why? Because they can afford it.
I mean. Look at the US unemployment numbers. Wait, they are actually looking the best since November? I was ready to pull out some good old FUD. Alright alright alright…

Bitcoin is plotting its 5th consecutive red candle for the 2nd time in history, and as the gambler’s fallacy dictates, we simply MUST see a good old pumperino soon. Or not. I actually have no idea because this one thing and one thing primarily: a good old, nerve-wracking, leverage traders helll - The Chop, Crab, whatever you want to call it

However, the Federal fiat mafia announces it will inject a chunky $30.5 billion into the economy overnight. Wait, haven't they just shot up the markets with $18 billies yesterday? As days go by, I tend to agree with Lynn Alden more and more. It takes a while, but in the end, nothing stops this train.

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  • The White House will hold its third stablecoin session tomorrow, read here

  • CME Group will launch 24/7 crypto futures and options trading starting May 29, pending approval, read here

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  • US housing market reaches its most "unaffordable" level in history, read here

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Finally, a private Ethereum.

The time has come! Return to mainnet is in full motion, bringing privacy for ETH back in the forefront with WORM ICO. Beware! You, the attention is high, while the end is nigh: if you’re a privacy and ETH bulliever, you might wanna start acting sooner, rather than later.

Times like these, this is how to think,

Hmmmm, wait, I can actuallyΒ build an international money laundering empire onΒ Megaeth?

OFFSHORE PROTOCOL looks invitingly cheeky. Gamified money laundering? Sign me up.

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