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Welcome to yet another Big Week, or at least Monday. Trump is now flexing again that the US will "knock out every single power plant and every single bridge in Iran" if they don't take the deal, starting with blowing out one of their ships. Well, there goes nothing. GM.
Anyways, back to the pleasant things. Once again, welcome to the times of history: last week’s S&P recovery was the fastest since 1982. What a time to be alive. I mean, look at this chart, glorious.
What’s great is that BTC recently surpassed $77K after the Strait of Hormuz was supposedly reopened and Trump said the “war should be ending soon”. The same goes for Pakistan, for what it’s worth. But, at the same time, you've got all the aforementioned rants.
Meanwhile, Iran has rejected taking part in the second round of negotiations with the US, per Iranian state media.
Again, on April 17th, Iran said Hormuz is now open. Just the day after, they refused to open due to the US still maintaining the blockade, I mean, what the f friends. Is this all a theatre and chart play with Barron laughing his ass off in the background? I have no idea (I have suspicions).
Anyways, here are key events going into this week, great summary by Kobessi.
Back to crypto, things are looking great! (except the massive hack mentioned below). The oh-so-awaited Clarity Act is moving forward, with JPMorgan analysts saying negotiations around the CLARITY Act are "nearing a breakthrough." This is great, and once it’s passed, crypto officially moves into the next phase, a better one (much better one).
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The important bits.
HypurffFi now works with rockstars: Legend Trade, read here
Kraken directly promotes Nado, read here
Nado’s stock trading offering is massive, whole list here
Surf is announcing a reward competition, read here
umper volume resulting from $100k+ swaps is massive, stats here
Hibachi Alpha on GAV and FLP vaults explained, read here
Hibachi is live on the Sigma Engine closed beta, read here
“Build on HypurrFi with AI agents”, full article here
Borrowing demand on Cap Money is breaking ATHs, chart here
Aave publishes a tweet on the rsETH accident, all details here
Cypher Industries introduces Camel Cabal NFTs, all info here
Lido published the March 2026 Validator Set Highlights, read here
MegaCorp announces mint date for April 23rd, alpha tbh - read here
Phygitals just hit $180,000,000 USD on Solana, read here
World Markets has generated more fees than Sui, Ton or Avalanche: read here
Even more important bits.
Meta to cut 8,000 jobs, 10% of workforce, in major bloodbath next month, read here
Trump says a consultant told him oil would hit $300 a barrel, read here
Raoul Pal: “The entire banking system will go to ETH.” Listen here
Kelp DAO appears to have been exploited for $293 MILLION, read here
Insider trading is on fire during the Iran mess, see here
Justin Sun offered to negotiate with Kelp DAO hackers, read here
Charts and stats of the day.
MEGA is rising fast on pre-markets, chart here
US oil prices officially fall below $80/barrel, now down -32% in 9 trading days, chart here
MegaETH’s launch is getting priced in at almost 100% for May, stats here
Miners have held rather than sold since February, while whales accumulated 270,000 $BTC, chart here
Hyperliquid revenue hits all-time highs since February, chart here
Crypto platforms have now lost over $605 million to cyberattacks in under 20 days, read here
Anthropic trading at $1.1T on Hyperliquid, chart here
Bitcoin is now 1.1% easier to mine, chart here
Odds Trump is impeached again hits 72% — an all-time high, read here
Money market funds posted -$172.2 billion in outflows last week, the largest weekly drawdown on record, odds here
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Is MegaETh’s launch and incentives nearing?
We've seen a massive spike in odds on Polymarket for MegaETH to launch by April and over 90% to launch in May:
If there ever was a time to dig into MegaETH’s eco, it’s now. Fortunately, we crafted a full guide for you a while ago, here you go!
Also, don't miss our latest updates in past newsletters! The eco is blooming.
Even if everything seemed gloomy for the last few months and almost a year, here’s a bit of a good old hopium for ya:
The AI news & updates.
The leap between Grok 4.6 and 4.7 is massive, read here
Elon Musk says Grok 5 will achieve AGI, read here
Claude Design by Anthropic Labs is live, check the trailer here
Qwen 3.6 is here, and open-source, check out the capabilities here
Seedance 2.0 1080p now on Freepik, announcement here
The Claude Code hackathon is back for Opus 4.7, join here
**Canva AI 2.0 — trained on 265M users' edit sequences, read here
AI Charts and stats of the day.
x402 + USDT via Utexo — 97M transactions, 100M imminent, read here
The AI tutorials of the day.
These are the only 50 Claude guides that matter, get them here
Native Markets (Zero-fee on & offramps to Hyperliquid)
Bittensor Conviction Mechanism (Not a new project, but the most structurally important upgrade)
Even though there’s been plenty of DeFi hacks since January, I remain optimistic. The LEGO of DeFi must continue. We’ve been through this many times already, and we've always come up on top. As for me, the future is bright. DeFi enjoyers assemble, always.
If this was useful, forward it to one person sitting on the sidelines right now. That's how this thing grows. MUCH appreciated.
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