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They’ve been putting out a bunch of fun, crypto-themed games with plenty more coming!
I mean, check out the roster, plenty to choose from, plus it’s as easy as registering here and having some good old dicy fun:
BlackRock warns $150 oil could trigger a GLOBAL RECESSION. Perfect GM, thanks, Larry.
It's pretty nuts to see BTC hovering around $70K per piece, while the macro Fear & Greed index reaches its LOWEST level in history. On the other hand, we've got developments such as Franklin Templeton launching tokenized ETFs that trade 24/7 in crypto wallets, and the literal White House clearing rules for everyone to hold BTC in their 401ks.
If there is an area where we clearly show whether bulls or bears are in control, it’s around here. As Mayne says, flipping $72K would be the first sign it’s the bulls. The higher timeframe picture, unfortunately, shows a clear downtrend, with no signs of a bullish trend, no matter how we twist it.
Looking at the long-term monthly stochastic RSI, it seems it doesn't matter whether we pump to $80K or dump to sixty; the main question is time, which Bitcoin is certainly good at taking, as seen here.
Not only crypto, but the whole seems to be in some kind of turmoil; even South Korea's KOSPI stock index is down over 3%, with the local government already planning its QE course. In the Philippines, we've now got people walking to work due to gas shortages, and a fuel Shock in Thailand sent prices surging up to 22% overnight.
Don’t forget, though (especially if you read too many doom posts per day), Oil is still below $100, and the chart looks more like it’s topped than not. Let’s see, this is the most macro/headline-driven chart on the planet.
Our only hope is JD solving this mess now; the news says he’s coming. Plus, “crypto clarity is clearly coming”, per CFTC Chair Mike Selig, even though Coinbase is fighting with the Senate over the proposed stablecoin yield bans.
When it comes to the war stuff, check out this map plus conspiracy theory by Fomocap.
Nevertheless, volatility is pretty much assured to come up soon. First step: tomorrow’s $16.4 billion in Bitcoin and Ethereum options are set to expire.
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The important bits.
SEDA Markets are 24/7/365, full dashboard here
Tempo's TIP-20 token standard is supported by LayerZero at launch, read here
Plasma introduces Whop Treasury - earn 6% on stables directly on Whop, announcement here
8 new capital allocators join Sky Ecosystem via Obex, with up to $1B in USDS borrowed, announcement here
USDAI has been selected as part of Obex's inaugural cohort of 8 projects ($1B capital), read here
SEI explains how it can unlock yield for 60% of idle BTC, learn here
Hyperbeat introduces the first $IDR (Indonesian Rupiah) offramp, use it here
Virtuals is putting $100K per week on AI failing at trading - prove them wrong here
Even more important bits.
BlackRock: AI agents will transact in Bitcoin and crypto - Robert Mitchnick makes the case here
Dune Analytics is launching a research project with Visa, learn more here
Franklin Templeton says, “Imagine not tokenizing in 2026”, read here
Google sets 2029 deadline for post-quantum cryptography migration, read here
The upcoming X Money metal card looks pretty neat, see here
India may face possible beer shortages as the Iran war disrupts bottle supply, read here
Iran war is threatening US dollar dominance, Deutsche Bank says
LiteLLM has been compromised, do not update! More info here
Was Zcash the biggest coordinated pump in crypto? Theory here
X officially launches feature allowing users to restrict replies to posts by region, read here
Charts and stats of the day.
Fertilizer prices are skyrocketing, chart here
TSLA is pumping on the back of the latest Terafab news, chart here
Chainlink wallets holding 1,000+ tokens reach 25,420, the highest since December, chart here
Bittensor is up 104% in March and 58% YTD, chart here
Ethereum L1 became basically free, looking at the fee chart
Crypto Revenue Landscape (30D), full dashboard here
Hyperliquid hit a record $5.4B daily volume, driven by demand for macro assets, chart here
Lastly, our daily Telegram bulletin is back! Join in right here and stay on top of everything, every day.
TCG Supercycle (Real)
As Shiv shows here: “The TCG market is booming past ~$50B and showing no signs of slowing down.” It’s a full-blown mania right now. Just look at this showcase of Pokémon domination:
Yes, I'm talking my book as a long-term farmer here, but I believe that if there’s an airdrop with real printing potential (fully community-owned, similar situation as Hyperliquid), it’s Phygitals.
These guys have already proven they can ship and make money even in rough market conditions, and personally, my crypto-TCG experience was the best at the Phygitals corner.
Register to Phygitals and start farming here
Check out the Secret Hunt announcement
Register your ETH addy in Discord (last chance)
blocmates hosted a jam-packed AI-focused event in Lisbon. Watch the trailer:
The AI news & updates.
Google dropped a free AI professional certificate course, check it here
Google launched Lyria 3 Pro, see it here
Solana Foundation member says “99% of transactions in the future will be driven by agents and LLMs”, read here
Someone tested Hermes and OpenClaw side by side, with Hermes winning
ERC-8183 for AI Agents explained, read here
The AI tutorials, prompt guides, you name it.
How I Built An AI Slideshow Farm Making $8,750/Month (Step by Step)
How to use the Claude Computer with Claude Dispatch (step-by-step)
Oh-my-Claude-code turns your Claude into a team of 30 agents, available on GitHub
This paper unlocks every algorithm used by hedge funds, 151 trading strategies here
7 Andrej Karpathy-style prompts that turn Claude into a researcher, read here
Top 50 AI Automations That Replace a $5K/month Employee — The Only List You Need
AI Articles of the day.
AI Charts and stats of the day.
Grok Imagine leads the Video Creation Arena, stats here
Watch what the Chinese are actually doing with Seedanace 2.0, these things are getting awesome fast:
NewRailsXYZ (Powering the EURW stablecoin on Monad)
TrueNorth (Professional-grade trading intelligence)
Aethir Claw (Easy AI agent deployment)
It’s time to end all this shit, isn’t it?
Is Peter Schiff at least merely as effective a counterindicator as Cramer? Because right now, he says we’re heading into a full-blown financial crisis. There’s your piece of Hopium for the day. See you all tomorrow.
If this was useful, forward it to one person sitting on the sidelines right now. That's how this thing grows. MUCH appreciated.
Hix0n 🫡
