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GM. Have we achieved AGI? Listen to the Nvidia CEO tell this to us himself, it’s either so over or we will all see mass unemployment, all the while charts will pump (every company kicking people due to AI use had its stock pump right after…)
The fact that they are now implementing AI to operate nukes is a pure Terminator scenario. So, what to do? Check out our crypto charts and figure out the next pump, of course.
Today, we start with real estate. Yes, I know, a bit unusual, but the fact that the only worse real estate than Dubai’s (-60% dump) is now the real estate in Metaverse is hilarious.
Where do we find the hopium? The risk appetite among retail investors is plummeting, as seen here, and we are in a kind of needy situation, as in needing a proper pump.
Don't worry, the Hopium is always out there. For example, the last time the silver peaked as it did now was a precedent for a crypto run, and actually, in many cases. The other dose of H is the SPX (well, kind of), which has a chance to reclaim the 200-day moving average in case of a relief rally. If that happens, risk appetite certainly comes back.
With BTC holding above $70k (mfer dumps below it just as I'm writing this, but daily close is the key) and the bond market clearly telling everyone that these Iran shenanigans are not sustainable, I think more “constructive calls” and tweets are coming. You saw what those types of tweets do to charts yesterday.
Let’s look at the bad scenario, which provides hopium in the form of a fact that most of the downside is already behind us, and I do agree with this take from McKenna. The same goes for the SPX; the worst-case scenario “should” be a retest of the previous highs on the long-term chart.
Gold continues to confirm its top, with the highest volatility ratio since the 1970s, which historically means the same as we discussed with silver. Time to prove the digital gold narrative again innit.
I certainly want to see more peace talks on the timeline to push oil prices back down. The fact that literally all oil producers on the planet (chart here) are currently shorting Oil futures to lock in sales above $100 isn’t particularly encouraging. Will this time be different? Meanwhile, Trumpster, along with Israel, continues blasting away at the Iranian facilities… I'm too dumb to predict how this all ends, but I’m hoping it’s soon.
When it comes to war stuff, I recommend reading this Trump Playbook by Kobeissi. They nailed it last time with the tariff saga.
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The important bits.
EdgeX is one of 4 TGE when it comes to perp. DEXs coming in March, check the rest here
SEDA Trends: watch the token burn, fees, and total powered volume here
Nado just hit $5 billion in volume with no token yet - points still running, farm here
LayerZero x Centrifuge just took $861 million in tokenized Treasuries multichain - biggest RWA move of the month, read here
SEDA just dropped how to embed redemption logic into their Oracle - builders should read this, here
SAGA’s continued coverage on TriviaCrack Willy’s evolution into an AI agent, read here
Points doubled from 500K -> 1M for this limited time on Hibachi, read here to join
Virtuals is now powering agent commerce on MoonPay, read here
Even more important bits.
Vitalik explains why L2s must evolve, learn how here
Ethereum Foundation just laid out the L1-L2 strategy - L1 as the settlement hub, full breakdown here
Moonpay explains their new “agentic payments” feature, see here
SWIFT confirms 25+ banks going live by June, all settling on Ethereum, see here
Charts and stats of the day.
Bittensor rallies to a new YTD high above $305 following a tweet from Jason Calacanis, chart here
x402 volume is back, now higher than ever, chart here
Lastly, our daily Telegram bulletin is back! Join in right here and stay on top of everything, every day.
If Syko nails it with this one, we have a lot of fun ahead. Not out of the woods yet and all, though…
The AI news & updates.
Dreamina Seedance 2.0 is LIVE on CapCut app, check it out here
OpenClaw just mass-dropped the biggest update since launch, read all upgrades here
You can now let Claude use your computer to complete tasks, check it out it’s like Mac Mini for free
AI influencers by OpenAI are here, and I think I need one. Check them out, pretty unreal
NVIDIA's Kimodo is the release of the week, check the trailer for 3D characters here
PhD students are panicking seeing this post by OpenAI
Unusual Whales MCP server for full access to options, equities, and prediction markets available
Perplexity Computer can now access real-time options chains and can execute real options trades via a (free) API, check it here
ByteDance released an AI employee that works 24/7 — fully open-source here
Xiaomi just secretly dropped a trillion-parameter AI model, read here
Nvidia released their own OpenClaw app, ready to deploy here
The AI tutorials, prompt guides, you name it.
$12,229 worth of API calls. I paid $50. Here's the exact setup
Teach Claude to think like Charlie Munger, get the prompts here
Make $17K a day on a prediction market with AI agents? Read here
“60+ Market Edges Systematic Traders Use in 2026 - The Ultimate Guide”, read here
The craziest simulation framework for AI with MiroShark? Watch how here
The Exact Math Behind Prediction Market Arbitrage (And Why Most People Get It Wrong), read here
“The missing layer in your agentic stack”, read here
How to Learn AI the Right Way (from zero) - Exact Roadmap
AI Articles of the day.
Video: woman is shocked by how useful Claude actually is, watch here
The Agentic Economy Will Be Massive. Agentic Commerce Won't, read here
This Is What Stanford Students Actually Learn About AI. Read here
Meta AI just published a paper that redefines what “self-improving AI” means, read here
How to go GHOST MODE (not AI but definitely don't do this article), read before it gets deleted
Check this DOOM post. And then actually check the post right under it. THAT’s reality, make it yours. Hoeem is our good friend and honestly killing it lately, well done, brother.
AgentComputer (Cloud computer for AI agents)
Luma (New kind of model for video generation)
Entropic (Run AI agents on your own machine)
Yep, in case you didn't know, Claude ftw.
Honestly, watching this video makes me think imma deploy an army of fake influencers while there’s still time. Let’s find the exact setup for the next AI section this week, shall we?
Stay tuned.
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