YEET.com has been doing some cool stuff lately in the crypto casino space, so we’re giving it a shout-out for anyone who’s been meaning to check it out.
They’ve been putting out a bunch of fun, crypto-themed games with plenty more coming!
I mean, check out the roster, plenty to choose from, plus it’s as easy as registering here and having some good old dicy fun:

Over the past 10 years, more than $17B has been lost from 518 crypto hacks. Oh well, at least the South Korean stock market just hit a new all-time high, right? Wait, that doesn't relate at all. Never mind, lemme rant on. GM.
Well, what relates is BTC and the current pullback, which, no flex, but we did expect it. Currently, weakness is building across the bear divs on BTC, and it won't surprise me if we see oil pump back (oh wait, it already did) and BTC turn back a little. Yet, we’re still cozy above $74K.
Even SPX is turning down, yet very little, but the interesting thing is the current position. It’s sitting right at the very top of its 8-year trend. Will it break up? Million-dollar question, my friends.
Today is quite a nothing burger, so there’s not much to rant about (expect the packed sections below), but tomorrow's earnings and rate decision are gonna be a banger; everyone is waiting for it. Well, or it’s priced already, as usual.
Let’s check on some hopium for ETH at least. This endless snail of a chart is so boring, yet it’s still making higher lows on VERY high time frames. That’s definitely something to take note of.
On the regulatory side, there’s a nice piece of hopium as well: Senator Cynthia Lummis says crypto market structure legislation will get to the "finish line" in May. Sell after the structure legislation passes and walk away? Or do we get an unusual, bullish summer?
As for me, I'm still in the camp that summer is for preparing and touching grass, but we shall see. See you tomorrow, frens, and thanks everyone for tuning in as always.
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The important bits.
Strong products come from strong partnerships: HypurrFi partners with Clearstar Labs, read here
Surf AI expands into the Korean community, listen here
“Your vault is only as strong as its weakest policy”, read Newton’s article
Optimum explains Ethereum quarterly transactions hit an ATH of 200m in Q1, article here
Nado publishes a new Legal Disclaimer; read it here
All 4 types of HypurrFi markets explained here
LI.FI’s API for Agentic Finance, a one-shot integration for building agentic workflows onchain, explained here
Hibachi’s is the last (half) week of the Regular Season of points, ending on April 30, read here
The Zerion x Jumper XP mission is live, read here
Zerion has integrated LI.Fi, read here
TRON has announced that LI.Fi has integrated the TRON blockchain, read here
EdgeX ($800B+ in volume) is growing the programmable economy by transforming how global markets trade, trade here!
Cap is pioneering credit origination that is powered by financial guarantees, explained here
Getting Started with the TRON UCP x402, article here
Perps are now tradable on Omni (50x leverage), trade here
Synthetix is officially open to the public, see here
$7B+ in total bridge volume achieved by Maple Finance, read here
Even more important bits.
15 ways Ethena can have a fund loss, full thread here
South Korea has leapfrogged the UK to become the world’s eighth-biggest stock market, read here
Elon Musk goes hard after Altman, read here
Polymarket is excited to announce $1M in liquidity rewards for CLOBv2 migration day tomorrow, read here
Fidelity Digital Assets says Bitcoin is leading crypto market stabilization in Q2 2026, read here
Bank of Japan holds its benchmark interest rate steady at 0.75%, read here
Charts and stats of the day.
Across the larger DeFi landscape, Ethereum saw 72m smart contract transactions in Q1, a 24% increase over the Q4 figure, Optimum’s stats here
$5 trillion on AI data centers by 2030, chart here
Crypto cards are no longer just an experiment EtherFi Cash has crossed $400M, chart here
The semiconductor sector is taking over the market, chart here
American economic confidence is now below April 2020 levels, chart here
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ETH Milan is coming! Prepare for May 21-22.
This event is going to be quite something, absolutely stacked with essential ETH personalities and speakers; those who join (especially the good old ETH head) are sure to have a nice time.
Here are some speakers and events you can look forward to:
And many more! Make sure to follow the main account and keep up date, because the date is near.

Are we in a valuation bubble? Listen below!

Oh well well well… Let's hope our crypto charts do the same soon!

The AI news & updates.
OpenAI CFO is reportedly worried the company may not be able to pay for future compute contracts, read here
Gemini launches Agentic Trading, allowing users to connect AI models including Claude and ChatGPT directly to their trading accounts, read here
Venice is increasing programmatic VVV burns, read here
OpenAI is reportedly developing a smartphone designed to "make apps obsolete, read here
AI Charts and stats of the day.
Claude-maker Anthropic has hit a record $1 trillion implied valuation, chart here
The cracks inside OpenAI are deepening, and the numbers don’t lie, chart here
China just took the AI lead for the first time in modern history, read here
Kimi K2.6 is now #1 on OpenRouter's weekly LLM Leaderboard, chart here

The AI tutorials of the day.
Saga explains why most AI agents today are built for personal use are too easy, more inside info here
I want to build an AI agent today (full course)
How to Use the Arkham API with AI Agents, learn here
You can build interactive applications with gpt-realtime-1.5, watch here

Check out what you do with SurfAI, pretty amazing innit:

PERPTools (Perpetuals, AI) - $4M+ in trading volume. Executed entirely by AI agents
HyperFrames (Turn ideas into professional videos in minutes) - now an official plugin in Codex
MXMAQUINA (Reclaiming the Robotics Capital Markets) - TGE is here!

I mean, we should have been trading trading cards this whole time, am I right? Just look at this.
Oh an for ETH heads, if you’d like a bit of a headache, here’s one for you.
If this was useful, forward it to one person sitting on the sidelines right now. That's how this thing grows. MUCH appreciated.
Hix0n 🫡






