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They’ve been putting out a bunch of fun, crypto-themed games with plenty more coming!
I mean, check out the roster, plenty to choose from, plus it’s as easy as registering here and having some good old dicy fun:
GM GM, considering how nasty the MAG 7 total drawdowns look, waking up to BTC still above seventy keks is admittedly pleasant.
While we’re ranting about stocks and nasty things, I’ve got another one for you. The SPX closed under the 200-day moving average (the level we discussed yesterday) for yet another day. In total, that’s 4 days under, the longest streak since May (except that was when an uptrend was starting, this seems like the opposite so far). Get above = Bulla awakes.
Similar goes for ETH, and, as Cyril shows and says, “it continues to disappoint.” “Insert the Nate Diaz quote here.IYKYK.”
As for BTC, you surely saw plenty of doom charts showing the current range breaking down. Except this time, the picture is completely different. At least something ey, plus Mayne agrees on this one.
On top of that, Syko here is seeing some pretty long-term signals that suggest perhaps, just perhaps, most of the downside is behind us. Things like these don’t mean we’re going to pump straight to $150K from here, for those of you newer to grypto.
From a macro perspective, indeed, Bitcoin is already firmly in the value zone. Yes, it means accumulating here is something I personally would not be afraid of, especially in the case of the $60K lows retest. At the same time again, your money won’t triple overnight. Bitcoin can spend quite some time in these zones, as clearly seen in the past chart.
If we consider the 4-year cycle repetition as true, it would mean the bear market is 46.7% complete (thanks Immo for the numbas, recommended follow), whoa. Just a lil bit of pain left, and we’re so back (we will be, I’m certain).
At least the Clarity Act is moving forward with clarity, as banks agree on a new framework. But at the same time, this new agreement caused a massive 18% dump in CRCL, since one part of it is banning yields attached to stables. I mean, why?
Shortly on the war factor, I'm not sure if this “gift from Iran” Trumpster talks about is an attempt to ease things up or a provocation, but we shall see. In any case, war prep continues, as US and Israeli officials are planning for another two to three weeks of war regardless of whether peace talks take place.
Once again, here’s a chart that perfectly describes the saying “Show me the chart, and I’ll tell you the news.” This one says the war will be over soon.
The same goes for oil with yesterday’s dump below $90.
Prayers up, stay tuned.
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The important bits.
Pyth presents a new PythPro institutional user 360X, read more here
LI.FI explains its UX compression capabilities to preserve users in a short video, watch here
NADO: Crude Oil (WTI-PERP) is now tradable - up to 10x leverage, trade here
SEDA’s token burn pressure can now be forecasted, chart here
EdgeX pre-TGE season starts, join here
Optimum hosted a packed Eco Workshop. Check out the summary here
Hibachi: “The great migration into stablecoin FX is happening on all fronts”. Watch Here
Newton Protocol will secure Polymarket with onchain authorization, read here
Kintsu now uses Mayan 2.0 for cross-chain transfers, read here
Saga explains the work on SagaEVM and the ICS-20 security patch, read here
Virtuals is powering agent commerce on Arbitrum, read more here
Aave's DAO has voted near-unanimously in favor of moving V4 to Ethereum mainnet, read here
EdgeX produces almost ¾ of fees, just second behind Hyperliquid, chart here
Showdown announces the Spring Championship, join here
Kinetiq presents MarketsXYZ mobile app beta, read here
Tempo recently launched the Machine Payments Protocol, read more here
Bittensor's top 10 subnets by mcap are on a roll, all info about them here
Even more important bits.
MetaMask partnered with Mayan, a cross-chain infra-focused project, read here
A dedicated resource for Ethereum's post-quantum security effort was launched, read here
Elon Musk's SpaceX aims to file for IPO as soon as this week, read here
U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42, read here
The US is preparing options for military escalation in Iran, including potential boots on the ground, read here
X updates creator monetization to incentivize impressions from users in their home country, read here
Charts and stats of the day.
Lighter is sitting at a 20 P/E ratio with fees stabilizing, chart here
The largest onchain gold order just happened on Ostium, check the values here
Traders are moving to cross-asset trading fast, with Ostium and HYPE in the lead
Microsoft has only dropped below the 200-week moving average 3x in the last decade, now it’s below again.
4 addresses hold 94% of the TVL farming Mantle 3,67% incentives, chart here
Lastly, our daily Telegram bulletin is back! Join in right here and stay on top of everything, every day.
Ride the price waves like a pro: SurfAI's Studio.
When it comes to crypto directly, I'm quite impressed with Surf. This one is made for us altcoin maniacs directly.
2 days ago, Surf released “Surf Studio”. In mere 2 days, we’re now seeing crypto peeps and content creators overall presenting all the admittedly impressive stuff made with just a few clicks (full capability description in the tweet thread below).
If you want to see what you can achieve with Surf Studio while not paying a single engineer, designer, or analyst, check out these examples. I'm jumping to Surf right after I'm finished writing this; it’s clearly something to have in my toolbox.
Complete token dashboard with live info made in 3 minutes, check it out
Full Polymarket wallet-monitoring or copy trading dashboard, see here
Live explorer of 60+ services your AI agent can pay for right now, made with Surf Studio
Examples & tricks for Surf Studio by Tiger Research, tweet here
Dashboard builder and a non-writer convert a dashboard to a legit prediction markets-focused article, read here
Building a real “Crypto Bloomberg Terminal” was only possible through Surf, see here
Literally identical. Just please don’t do any 20% plus drawdown days like silver did dear BTC, thank you.
The AI news & updates.
Claude Code introduces Auto Mode, read here
$90k in USDC rewards are live for Sei Nitro, bridge with Jumper, and earn
Submissions for the 2026 AI Festival are now open until April 20th, check it out
Anthropic is introducing the Anthropic Science Blog, read here
Someone just poisoned the Python package that manages AI API keys, read more
Annual data spend by OpenAI, Google, and others is crazy, check here
Gemini 3.1 Flash-Lite can generate new, better websites, check here
Anthropic 73 product releases in 52 days, read here
Tesla releases new Optimus trailer, watch here
Seedance 2.0, but open-source? Check here
The AI tutorials, prompt guides, you name it.
How to set up OWS: Give Your Agent a wallet without giving it your keys: learn here
Your Claude setup rots over time. Detox it in 60 seconds (with this self-audit prompt)
AI Articles of the day.
“The Complete Stanford CS221: Everything AI Actually Is”, read here
The thing is to always remember that owning scarce assets is the only way to avoid the trap that is this chart. We simply continue to AKUMULAT.
Mayan 2.0. (Mover cross-chain 5x faster)
Paradex (24/7 Futures and Options Trading with Privacy)
Wallchain (AttentionFi protocol using AI to measure real content influence)
Vaulted.id (Track and showcase your tokenized Real-World Asset collectibles)
By now, this tweet should make absolute sense to you. If not, think about it.
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