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I sure hope BTC and other assets we check out today aren’t April Fooling all our assess. If there ever was a time for a proper bullish mean reversion, it’s when everyone is scared shitless. GM.
It happened, a monthly candle ACTUALLY closing green after what felt like an eternity of dumpage. Yesterday, we ended the commentary with the phrase “relief rally pending” after reviewing all the data. So, is this it?
Broad look first: the U.S. TardFi market managed to add $1.7 trillion to its market cap. Nice. Looking at Gold, a similar thing - a huge reversal dildo punishing many, many horny bears (gay bears, as Mayne would say, it sucks to be a gay bear for too long). This is, by the way, the largest increase since May 2025.
Even the ever-sloppy ETH is printing higher lows now… Talking ETH, I'm definitely more reserved than Syko right here, especially when it comes to this year (long-term I can't but agree), but if he nails this one… man, pls. Nevertheless, fundamentally speaking, check out this chart: the TVL dominance plus stablecoin volume, well, speaks volumes.
Oh, and even our dear MSFT, which we mentioned yesterday as one of the most rekt charts, is now firing off pretty rare long-term buy signals. BUT, the fact that it might be a good long-term buy zone does not = the lows are never going to be tested again.
All in all, this is the takeaway. Yes, alts got massacred, but despite all the doom posting, BTC is still just below $70K? I mean, it’s really not that bad.
Describing a mean reversion as a “limited opportunity” is pretty spot on, there, Mr. Buffet, yet it’s an opportunity - still. Even if the bear market remains intact later, the fact remains that we’re already very deep into this thing. I wouldn’t be overwhelmingly bearish on the future here.
Let's remember, this is all happening on the back-end of the U.S. and Trump saying they’re done with the Iran war, and don’t want to have anything to do with it. The case for the next pullback could be made upon re-escalation, and yes, I agree with Nick that it wouldn’t be the first time this administration has lied.
Oil charts say the worst might be over for now, too, though.
I’m mentally prepared to see more carnage later this year, while realizing patience plus positioning in these long-term zones can convert into a win in the end. Wins like these are rarely instant, painless, or comfortable. The market will test everyone out.
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The important bits.
Nado is introducing Nado CLI and MCP Server & AI expansion, read more
EdgeX token EDGE is live, trade it on all these platforms
EdgeX explains the 14% airdrop drama, read here
Stop losing money during bridging, use Jumper
Pyth posts a cryptic announcement, see here
Morph is now live on Jumper and LI.Fi, one-click bridge here
Hibachi awards the top 200 point earners a special GAV Vault access (30% APR), see here
New Saga EVM update is out, read in full here
Aave V4 is live on mainnet, listen to full breakdown here
The MegaETH’s Rabbit Hole can process massive amounts of stablecoins without slippage, see here
Polymarket is officially launching competitive trading markets (Legend Trade), see here
PrismFi announces RWA integrations with Tulpea, read more
mUSD flywheel for MegaETH explained, read here
Noise announces its beta to be live; check it out here
Felix lists GAS-USDH markets, trade here
Even more important bits.
Alameda Research is unstaking ETH, see here
Jack Dorsey says AI can replace middle managers entirely, read here
Arizona's Bitcoin reserve bills are heading for a final vote, read here
Oracle laid off 20,000-30,000 employees this morning with a single 6 am email, read here
Satoshi Nakamoto acknowledged Bitcoin quantum risk early in 2010, read here
Charts and stats of the day.
The current AI bubble is at 41% (bubbles pop around 40%), stats here
U.S. National Debt projected to soar to $64 Trillion over the next decade, chart here
Brent crude oil futures prices officially end March 2026 with a +60% gain, chart here
Berkshire Hathaway holds a record $382B in cash reserves as of Q4 2025, chart here
Solana processed a record $650 billion in Stablecoin transactions in February 2026, chart and info here
Average memecoin hold time on Solana drops to 58 seconds, chart here
The TCG mania continues with Courtyard printin $100K+ daily fees, chart here
Lastly, our daily Telegram bulletin is back! Join in right here and stay on top of everything, every day.
Milady X Remilio.
I’m not sure if you noticed, but the vibe shifted. If you did not, you might want to Milady-up your timeline a bit. Or simply observe the liens, as smolting would say.
I truly believe that only a handful of NFTs survive long-term as valuable collectibles, in this case, a shard of a collective piece of art. The vibe is already shifting, and I think it will shift multiple times in the future as well.
Milady.
Meet blocmates in Cannes France!
I know I'm featuring the Shark again, but this might be pretty spot-on IF we’re truly in a phase similar to 2022. Mean reversion until Sell in May and Walk Away? Gib.
The AI news & updates.
The importance of the latest front-end web text AI Fix explained, watch here
GitHub team admits making a mistake pre-yesterday’s Claude code leak, read here
AI
These AI Anime films are already better than what $200M studio work would do, watch this
AI Cinema is growing fast, another example here
Claude codes detects curse words/negativity and remembers it, read here
Seedance 2.0 is coming soon to ElevenCreative, check it here
Is Topaz better than Seedance 2.0? Watch the comparison here
Virtuals continue to dominate the AI/Crypto space, stats here
The AI tutorials, prompt guides, you name it.
Open-source CCU control for Blackmagic cameras / DaVinci Video editors, get it here
Real-time AI agent collaboration editor, download here
How to connect your Claude to TradingView, full tutorial here
Imagine enchancer + upscalers, get it on GitHub
AI Articles/Videos of the day.
Yesterday’s Claude Code leak story explained in depth, read here
THE BLACK SUN, an AI short film, watch here
AI Charts and stats of the day.
OpenAI’s Codex added 600k users in the last 3 weeks, chart here
Be nice to your AIs and robots! We’re all going to live side by side pretty soon (yes, they won’t forget, watch Animatrix):
Somnium Space (VR / AI)
Base44 (130+ skills to build your Superagent) - Available for download
TAKEOVER (DeFi)
Backed (AI agent infrastructure for MegaETH)
This is why you don’t trade what the mainstream news says:
There’s Syko, and then there’s Rand. If you need a proper lien-fueled hopium, then let’s hope for this one (not financial advice by any means, but I will hope with you).
Side note: always think for yourself, accounts like these will put out bullish charts no matter what. That’s why we call it hopium. Is it possible? Yes, sure. Is it probable? Likely not. Happy to be proven wrong!
Let’s do a poll, I will show you the results tomorrow, test our blocmates collective mind a bit:
If this was useful, forward it to one person sitting on the sidelines right now. That's how this thing grows. MUCH appreciated.
Hix0n 🫡
