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Ethereum has officially finalized its Fusaka upgrade on mainnet, kicking off a new era.
This is Ethereum’s biggest backend overhaul since the Merge, introducing PeerDAS (a new data sampling system), blob pricing fixes, gas limit protections, secp256r1 support for device-native signing, and a stack of efficiency improvements that make rollups cheaper and the chain lighter to run.
Blob capacity is already scheduled to scale again in December and early January, pushing Ethereum toward sustained low-cost L2 transactions and higher throughput without stressing validators.
If the past few days are any indication, rollup fees dropping and post-upgrade stability are exactly what the ecosystem needed.
Meanwhile, BitMine decided Fusaka day was a great day to buy more ETH. It shelled out roughly $150 million.
The firm has been accumulating consistently, even while other digital asset treasuries have sharply reduced their ETH purchases since August.
BitMine now holds over 3% of ETH’s circulating supply and still wants to reach 5%. Tom Lee pointed to the Fusaka upgrade and the Fed’s pending end to quantitative tightening as reasons the company is leaning in while everyone else is pulling back.
But on the Bitcoin side, things are getting… defensive. Michael Saylor’s Strategy (MSTR) has built a $1.44 billion cash reserve this week, the clearest sign yet that they’re preparing for a slower, possibly bearish stretch.
This reserve is meant to cover dividends and interest for up to 24 months without touching their BTC stack, marking a notable shift from the hyper-aggressive “buy every dip with leverage” approach.
Strategy’s Bitcoin buying has already slowed dramatically, removing what used to be one of the strongest demand engines in previous bull runs. CryptoQuant’s most bearish scenario has BTC potentially ranging in the $55k–$70k zone next year if market weakness persists.
And while all this was happening, the UK quietly made history. King Charles granted royal assent to the Property (Digital Assets) Act 2025, officially recognizing crypto as a new category of property.
Courts already treated crypto like property in practice, but now it’s written into law, which means clearer paths for recovering stolen assets, settling disputes, and handling crypto in insolvency and estate cases.
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The important bits.
The NLP vault’s capacity is scheduled to increase to $2 million, read here.
QFEX brings 24/7, high leverage perps trading for traditional assets, details here.
SIERRA is now live on Stargate, details here.
Newton Protocol integrates Massive data oracle, details here.
The essence of onchain reputation for token creators, listen here.
SEDA/USD spot market is now available on Liquid, details here.
Even more important bits.
Solana Mobile confirms SKR token rollout set for January, read here.
Hyperliquid Strategies moves $411 million in HYPE to Hypercore and begins staking program, read here.
Franklin Templeton unveils Solana ETF marking its latest move deeper into crypto markets, read here.
Citadel urges SEC to treat DeFi protocols like exchanges, drawing sharp industry pushback, read here.
Connecticut orders Kalshi Robinhood and Crypto.com to halt what it calls unlicensed sports betting, read here.
Charts and stats of the day.
Halving cycles theory, chart here.
Most Bitcoin onchain indicators are bearish, chart here.
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Harmonix Finance is positioning itself as the ‘onchain hedge fund’ of Hyperliquid.
In the most basic sense, it’s a DeFi protocol offering automated, TradFi-inspired yield strategies for users who want high returns without micromanaging their portfolios.
Built on Hyperliquid’s L1, Harmonix runs options wheel, delta-neutral, and other hedge-fund-style tactics inside its vaults, letting anyone earn optimized yields (plus potential airdrops) just by depositing.
With >$15 million in TVL and support for USDC deposits across Arbitrum, Ethereum, and soon Base, it’s a clean entry point for passive yet sophisticated DeFi exposure.
The project closed out November with a strong milestone: its $HAR token sale on Sonar Echo raised $600k at a $25 million FDV, oversubscribed by 1.4×. Over 100 new wallets took part in the sale.
The team is issuing a 5% bonus as an appreciation gesture to everyone who joined the sale. This represents around 30,000 USDC worth of HAR at a 25 million FDV.
Sale participants will receive access to the Protection Vault, a mechanism that uses treasury revenue to buy back HAR and redistribute it to HAR stakers.
So, if the token trades below the sale level after a fixed period, participants in the vault receive additional HAR and HYPE as downside compensation.
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