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The current situation is a MESS. Talks about hikes, SPX about to fall into oblivion, gold and silver completely melting, WWWIII knocking on the door, and even the most experienced gamblers have no idea how to hedge this one correctly. Well, GM.
I don’t have space to describe how messy everything actually is, so here’s a handy summary. To calm those a bit shaken: I think everything is going to be just fine. Let’s map this out.
We were taunting the bears all week on BTC, but so far, gotta give it to them. $74K was neither broken to the upside nor held above, but neither were the $60K lows. So, who’s the winner here? The Crab killed most of those attempting.
Final result? Thousands of leveraged corpses and a BTC range that has lasted for almost two months now. As we mentioned previously, there’s no rush (if you’re not a day-trade psycho actually winning during all this).
From here, let’s see how we start off next week and watch for this potential small, albeit important, higher low.
The thing is, longer term, as in, say, almost the rest of the year, global liquidity is set to pull back. If that’s the case, I wouldn't expect a new all-time high during 2026. Maybe that’s why U.S. demand looks pretty weak right now, given the Coinbase premium situation.
As for alts, there is a little hopium post to see here on TOTAL 2 if this level holds, but it feels like grasping for straws doesn't it… Although if this whole Iran stuff gets cancelled, I'm the sustained mean reversion finally comes. Ethereum dominating like this makes a case for a TOTAL 2 (and ETH/BTC) higher low as well.
As for indices, the hopium is much stronger and actually based on multiple previous instances. Check out this volume event. Every time volume like this came in, a “mean-mean reversion " came right after. Last time was the tariff low. Actually, take a peek at my version, it’s green!
Important fact here, and something I consider important when creating an actual low: this all came after a worldwide panic with hedge funds shorting the F out of everything, selling stocks like mad. That, combined with Trump saying it might be time to calm the Iran sitch a little, makes me hopeful, to be honest.
Simply watch the closes above or under this level when it comes to indices, which should show us the direction for next week easily enough. Talking about TardFi, we should watch DXY at the same time - we should watch for the 100 level. If closed above = problems.
From the news side, we continue to monitor the Crypto Market Structure Bill, hoping it gets resolved asap.
There you have it, full map going into next week, now touch some grass and don’t rush into any expectedly weak trades as we move forward in a slime-like motion.
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Even more important bits.
Apple quietly froze AI vibe-coding app updates - the details are worth knowing, read here
US Congress hosts a tokenization hearing Wednesday - exact time and how to tune in here
Charts and stats of the day.
Hyperliquid dominates the perp. DEX space, with Extended growing, chart here
The top fastest-growing protocols led by Courtyard, full chart here
Australia might be totally cooked, look at their index chart
Top 10 NFT winners of the day, check here
Mantle is now officially ranked the 3rd largest when it comes to Aave lending, read here
Katana’s mainnet Shogun Season
Katana’s new mainnet might be worth a little investigation.
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I've been watching Jumper become the dominant bridge for exactly these kinds of moments. One click, best route, KAT rewards stacking automatically.
The AI news & updates.
Anthropic’s openclaw-killer is complete (and crazy), check here
Rust CLI for querying real-time social data from X & Reddit, get it here
Agentic Vibe Marketer skill was created, check or try it here
Google just killed the "I don't have a GPU" excuse forever, read here
Open-sourced a real-time spy satellite and private jet tracking dashboard, go get it
How to make $100K+ this weekend (actually)
AI Tutorials of the day.
Top 50 Claude Skills & GitHub Repos for AI — The Only List You Need
GRVT x FlowBot form a partnership
Machine Payments Protocol (Open standard for machine payments)
Freeport Markets (Trade news anywhere)
Parallel Web Systems (Infrastructure for intelligence on the web)
Agno (Programming language for agentic software)
SEDA continues to dominate, and this is just the slightest example of the continuous expansion:
There we have it, frens, now off with you to touch some grass over the rest of the weekend. As you know, little to nothing happens over weekends when it comes to price action, and we’re likely to land just where we ended Friday.
Cya Monday, and thank you, everyone, for your support!
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