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GM frens, check out this list to see what a Big Week this is.
Right now, we find ourselves in a weird twilight zone, with the market waiting for tomorrow’s big FOMC show (the odds are pointing to a pretty much certain cut), Trump suddenly saving NVDA`s China trade as explained here (likely to keep SPX in a pump mode), all the while the US heads towards a debt maturity wall of historical proportions.
Make no mistake, the current US debt crisis is an uncharted territory, and even though we'll discuss multiple positive factors going into 2026, do not take anything for granted. These genuinely are unprecedented times.
For now, the key factors are inflation staying around the Fed's target rate (according to Truflation data), as well as multiple additional rate cuts expected to go through 2026.
Combine this with expected Fed liquidity support (this is no QE infinity, as many tout on X; that's like comparing crack cocaine to a Red Bull), and there`s certainly a chance for a steadier market period. This time, it's more about keeping markets steady, rather than sending everything to the stratosphere and then breaking everything again.
As for BTC, as long as it stays $90K, the bounce continuation to the bull market band makes sense from here. Of course, we'll have more answers by the end of this packed week.
Let`s see if the golden formula for a Santa Rally plays out: weakening USDT and BTC dominance, rising BTC price, and most importantly for some of the more degenerate among us, pumpage in TOTAL3.
I can't tell you what’s going to happen, but at least you now know what to watch and observe. Good luck, cya all tomorrow.
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The important bits.
Newton Protocol now enables non-custodial risk policies for neobanks, read more
SEDAs’ programmable oracles are now integrated with 7 major projects, full list here
ALMANAK token launches December 11, here’s how to earn the most
SEDA explains why it`s not only an oracle, read here
Stable is now integrated with Caldera`s Metalayer, read here
Solana stablecoin farming ecosystem is growing, read a guide here
Virtuals Protocol is teaming up with OpenMind, read here
GTE exchange is hiring world-class developers, more info here
HyperBeat`s activity and TVL are rapidly growing, read here
MegaETH opens the Frontier to app builders next week, read here
HyperEVM ecosystem is now transformed, read a full guide here
Kintsu activates a point season for Monad users, get rewarded here
Monad deposits are now natively supported on Polymarket, read here
Even more important bits.
Michael Saylor's 'Strategy' buys 10,624 Bitcoin worth $962 million, read here
Bitmine Immersion bought 138,452 ETH ($435 million) last week, read here
Bitwise CIO Matt Hougan says crypto index funds are going to be a big deal in 2026, read here
Tether joined a €70M funding round for Generative Bionics to develop humanoid robots, read here
Bernstein analysts say Bitcoin has broken its 4-year cycle pattern, read here
Charts and stats of the day.
ETH, SOL, and XRP spot ETFs saw net inflows on Dec. 8, while BTC spot ETFs saw net outflows, stats here
HYPE hits the lowest price since May, chart here
Robinhood has now tokenized 1,000+ stocks on RobinHood, chart here
Bitcoin is at the average purchasing price of ETF holders, chart here
77% chance of Supreme Court ruling against President Trump’s tariffs, chart here
Stablecoin supply on Solana is up by ~200% since the start of 2025, chart here
𝕏 is now the #1 news app in the EU, amid attempts by the EU to censor the platform, read here
US manufacturing payrolls dropped -18,000 in November, read here
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The everything key.
Telemetry data of the day.
Top trending tokens for the last 24h:
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As you can see, FACY is printing a possible bottom right around this area. But why now?
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Bright future for FANCY? Definitely one to watch, at the very least, I'd say…
To save you doom scrolling.
I know I said NVDA will probably continue sending the SPX higher, BUT:
BTC is putting in a nice green dildo just as I finish writing this one. Is a pre-FOMC pump what we want, though? Let`s see what unc Powell cooks for us tomorrow. He's on his way out anyway, so I'm more interested in which Trump tool will take his place.
The fact is, the only way Trump stands a chance during midterms is by pumping markets and giving out money or tax cuts. Perhaps, just perhaps, 2026 won`t be as bad as many expect.
Hix0n 🫡
