😹 Dip Buyers are Laughing: Here`s Why

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As we said, Bitcoin played out a little short-term correction. Now, it`s back where it was when we debated this. The only thing that changed during this time was the number of people freaking out on the timeline and the amount of liquidated levered-up degens who think there is such a thing as money without work.

But we here now, EHT/BTC, the most cursed asset of all, might be putting in the bottom; funding was rest across the board, plus we`re heading into the historically most bullish month and, after that, the most bullish quarter for crypto.

I mean, will you choose the path of Microsoft, refusing to accumulate Bitcoin as the most bullish asset of all time, or will you grab your balls and say, “fuck it, I’m all in, for the long term”? 

The choice is yours, as always.

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CULT/Weth 1H Uniswap

One of the most anticipated launches of the year, Milady’s CULT, finally TGE’ed on Monday, and today Blocmates schizo poster-in-chief Hix0n bombed the live Shitcoin Church chat to let us all know he was in the CULT GC with Grimes (apparently a Milady OG) and Elon Musk(!)

These are the scenes that can bottom a chart, which is precisely what looks to have happened. I’ve been buying a bag over the last couple of days.

It’s now about half the size of my MOG bag, and I feel like we are looking at a multi-billion market cap coin here. One that will have some correlation to Milady NFT performance and represent a liquid bet on Milady culture. As always, buy a pullback. The purple box is where I’m looking for it to happen.

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Smart-money movements of the day.

Fartcoin flips Goat in mindshare.

The important bits.

• Sophon (Gaming) - Joins Beam in architecting Abu Dhabi's first web3 gaming accelerator

• Nillion (First blind computer) - The Nillion Verifier Program officially closes

• EOS (L1) - ENF Co-Founder BigBeardSamuraivdescribed $EOS’s inclusion on the COIN50 INDEX as a "monumental achievement."

• HMX (Perpetual exchange) - Aixbt shills HMX as the most undervalued exchange

• Superseed (L2) - Features a 5 minute explainer on how to participate in the Supersale

• SKALE (L2) - Rapidly reaching the top gaming blockchains category

• Spicenet (DeFi) - Raises $3.4 million in seed funding

Even more important bits.

• Beam makes its ‘biggest’ announcement ever

• Microsoft shareholders vote against adding Bitcoin to reserves

Charts and stats of the day.

• LayerZero went from doing 450k daily transactions to less than 10k a day

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If there's one message I leave you with, it's this: stay focused, especially if you`re winning. The humble and focused shall inherit the Eart. Don`t ever get corrupted by greed and ego. This is what kills you during a bull market, and bull markets are the most dangerous beasts of all.

Stay focused.

stay safe homies,

Hix0n 🫡