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GM and welcome to Memescope Monday. The World Uncertainty index is now towering over the 2008 crisis and EVEN the tippy top of COVID mania. Oh, and the world’s largest protests by numbers are happening literally everywhere.

So what are we going to do? Of course, a little bit of war expertise combined with a few outlooks that help us gamble on the correct side of the equation.

Jokes aside, I don’t think anyone truly knows what happens from here. We’re firmly in the Trumpster X Iran news headlines’ chokehold, or simply said, a very geopolitical, news-driven market. If anyone tells you they are comfortable here and know what to expect, I wouldn’t trust them much.

Trump and the USA made their shot, failed (for now), and are trapped in a situation where Iran became the Troll paypoint for the whole world. A great, broad rant of exactly where we are now is available here (hate him or love him, this explanation is on the nose and informative).

The fact that this can either become a short war, which the U.S. is planning it to be, or another forever war, an attrition one (sending a large portion of the world into a period of attrition as well), definitely can dictate where risk markets head next, depending on the outcome. Plus, this isn’t only about oil, either; it’s about all of these, too.

On the other side of the aisle, we've got agricultural markets hitting the highs not seen since the pre-2008 crisis. No bueno for the average degen. I mean, are you trading agriculture? There’s no better time to expand our horizons innit (would recommend checking the On Our Radar section in the last episode for that matter).

For now, BTC surely isn’t looking like it’s enjoying itself here, even though the amount of whales is going absolutely parabolic at these levels. And yes, I do agree as well that buying here for the long haul isn’t something I would be afraid of, but with OIL still hovering around $100 like it’s preparing to jump a LOT higher or crash a LOT lower, I can’t tell which picture gets printed from here with any amount of certainty.

Here, we have the possibility of two red quarterly closes coming up tomorrow. While the monthly gives hopium (for now), the whole market is being choked in extreme fear for 59 consecutive days.

As Bob says, “In a bull market, extreme oversold is an opportunity.
In a bear market, it’s business as usual.” The same applies here, and it's also happening on the TardFi side now, by the way.

I have to say I agree with Bluntz here also, though - even if everyone is correct about this range breaking down, I think some kind of punishment is waiting just around the next corner.

At least Vitalik stopped dumping bags as he usually does when the market enters the most fearful stage of the cycle. I hope I won’t jinx it, but for now, we’ve got the Ethereum Foundation actually staking ETH, with precisely $46. 2M of ETH freshly staked today.

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The important bits.

  • EdgeX announces the TGE for March 31st (tomorrow), announcement here

  • SEDA Q1 2026 full report is live - token burn, fees, powered volume all in one dashboard, here

  • CTRL just announced a new trading primitive on Base - explained here

  • Hyperliuid HIP-4 deep breakdown by the Research Collective, read here

  • MegaETH’s latest ecosystem developments broke down in a new episode of OMEGA

  • Phygitals just made the case for why digital collectibles are the future - read here

  • Akash deeply researched the “State of Akash” article by Messari

  • YEET managed to hit $1B volume in under 4 months, read more

Even more important bits.

  • Google has set a 2029 internal deadline to migrate all authentication to quantum-resistant cryptography, read more

  • BlackRock is hiring for $350K yearly positions to get help with the progress of tokenization, read here

  • Iran says “pre-market news is a reverse indicator”, read here

  • Ethereum builders propose an “Economic Zone” to unify fragmented L2 networks, read here

  • Ukraine bombed Russia's 2nd largest oil refinery, which produces jet fuel for the Russian military, see here

Charts and stats of the day.

  • Tokenized asset market cap on HyperEVM surpasses $1.3B, chart here

  • GRVT TVL skyrocketed almost 100% higher recently, read more

  • Cypher Ethereum reached almost $400M total volume on the ETH mainnet, see here

  • Crude Oil is now projected to surge higher than $130 a barrel by the end of June, odds here

  • Japan’s stock market crashed almost 5% as Asia’s energy crisis, chart here

  • The most important trendline in Amazon’s history is being tested, chart here

  • Hormuz traffic volume displayed on a chart, see here

  • HYPE is deflationary, see the stats here

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Bernie Senders interviews Claude and many more AI news to listen to:

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The AI news & updates.

  • Meta AI introduces TRIBE v2 (Trimodal Brain Encoder), more info here

  • Eli Lilly signed an AI-powered drug development deal with Insilico Medicine, read more

  • Palantir CEO, Alex Karp, says only 2 types of people will survive the AI era: are you “them”?

  • “This Bittensor startup is coming for Big Pharma's lunch”, read more

  • Microsoft just open-sourced a voice AI that was too dangerous to keep live, read here

  • Complex 3D particle objects created by simple prompts, watch here

The AI tutorials, prompt guides, you name it.

AI Articles of the day.

  • Great article/rant on AI Agents for Trading, read here

  • Stop giving AI agents more Defi tools. Give them the next move, read here

Watch this little piece from a movie that aired in the ancient days of 2008. Pretty similar to what’s happening, isn't it?

  • Loki AI (Agent on Base) - Hit $63K+ onchain service revenue & 15K+ jobs

  • Loayl EQ (Shielded Private Transactions on Solana)

  • mStable (14.71% on stablecoins powered by eUSD)

  • Markets (Trade closed markets even on weekends)

Exactly:

If this Iran stuff continues for longer, I'm assured the rest of the world will pay more for this one than AOC spends on Ketamine. It isn’t good. From here, we simply continue to hope for the best.

Anyways, here’s what crypto guys are going to be buying instead of a personal aquariums soon. The future is uncertain, but in the end, it is certainly bright.

If this was useful, forward it to one person sitting on the sidelines right now. That's how this thing grows. MUCH appreciated.

Hix0n 🫡

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