YEET.com  has been doing some cool stuff lately in the crypto casino space, so we’re giving it a shout-out for anyone who’s been meaning to check it out.

They’ve been putting out a bunch of fun, crypto-themed games with plenty more coming. There’s a mix of quick spins and deeper plays, so you can poke around and see what you like.

It’s easy to jump in. Just hit the link, sign up and have a look around.

Worth exploring if you haven’t already. And as always, gamble responsibly.

GM, how the fk is it already December 10th? Can somebody explain this to me?

Oh well, at least we`ll finally have the next FOMC behind us, with hopefully some clarity on the Fed’s approach going forward. Grab your popcorn and turn off the leverage at 2 p.m. ET, “good afternoon, friends”.

The day started well, with $155,000,000 worth of crypto shorts liquidated in just 60 minutes. Inflows are also back in a cozy mode, with $150.77M in net inflows for BTC.

Back to the Fed and upcoming rate cuts. It's important to note that historically, when the Fed cut rates within 2% of the SPX all-time high, markets ended up higher in 12 months in all 20 instances in which this has occurred. Here’s a detailed month-to-month performance chart.

I wouldn`t expect any immediate pumps or dumps post-FOMC, just a typical Darth Vader action and return to the norm (chop). Here’s a great point, though: if unc Powell announces T-Bill Reserve Management Purchases ($40B-$60/mo) to increase banking system liquidity. Mechanically identical to QE, the outlook for 2026 will most certainly improve, and rapidly.

Perhaps CZ`s supercycle theory holds? Let’s not get overexcited, though. A proper QE usually happens when the stock market looks like it’s about to go to a point of no return. So far, we’ve got a paused QT and slight Fed liquidity support on our hands.

It can keep the market going steady, but it won`t have the meth like effect of 2021.

Another comfy addition to the bullish list would be the Senate approval of crypto market structure regulation by the end of this month, just in time for a pump-it-up January.

Oh, and it seems the new Trump puppy will listen to every word he says. Cut, cut, cut it is. They have zero other options.

Still, I will be on high alert if markets turn extremely bullish during 2026, because that could actually mean the real, last hurrah before a nasty, prolonged bear market. But guess what happens during bears? Everything goes to shit, so they have to start doing QE. And the cycles continue… game time.

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Today’s bulletin:

Bitcoin to $200K!

ETH/BTC

Have to agree with Greeny here. Balls been tingling around ETH for a bit now. Let`s get through FOMC, pump BTC over the first vital levels, and then see how we fare. Rooting for ETH.

Telemetry data of the day.

Top trending tokens for the last 24h:

If you want to access more of this type of data and trade freshly graduated tokens on PumpFun or Bonk, visit Telemetry here (it’s free).

Space: People lie, money doesn’t.

This one caught not only my eye, but the eyes of many. If you need proof, just check the rate of oversubscription during the Echo round (ehm, it was by 1360%). Perhaps the Kalshi partnership has something to do with it,

By now, it's more than clear that prediction markets are here to stay. Still, there are many hurdles to overcome until we reach the point of a perfect, decentralized, liquid, and manipulation-resistant market.

Perhaps this is why so many investors flock to Space, as it aims to solve a multitude of these issues. I recommend that everyone interested read the Space Manifesto below.

Lastly, Space will become the first leveraged prediction market on the Solana blockchain. Leverage your IQ and knowledge with additional leverage on top, and you’ve got a whole new path ahead of you. Looking forward to this one.

  • Fai (Generative media cloud) - Raised $140M

  • Zerohash (Neobank) - Now allows instant account funding via Interactive Brokers

  • Tempo (L1) - Testnet now live

I pray that I don't have to write this cursed word ever again,

With one bullish trigger finger on the mouse and a bearish eye watching out for any suspicious-looking charts during 2026, we shall survive and conquer. At ease.

Hix0n 🫡

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